How to find a Bad Movie

Discussion in 'Movies and Television' started by Ogami Daigoro, Nov 30, 2007.

  1. awful_gollum

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    The worst movie imo is Epic Movie. It was amazingly stupid and shitty.
     
  2. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    This is the worst movie I've ever tried to sit through. Surprised it's not on the list.
     
  3. Mr. Jiggles

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    Dude, if that's the worst you've ever sat through, then you're getting off easy.
     
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    Have you tried to sit through it? I've never heard so much pointless rambling. It was three people talking non-stop. The endless banter got old, fast.
     
  5. rattrap007

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    The fact the kid is about 9 and is stupid enough to put anti-freeze in the oatmeal is downright laughable..

    What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
    Snowballs...
     
  6. the_riesen

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    HAHAHAHAH that movie is lame! ive seen that one, they have that guy that has pillows for knees and carries the staff.

    You should watch the MST of EEGAH! it is probably the most hilarious one ever. It has the giagantic guy from Happy Gilmore playing a caveman haha.
     
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    Richard Keil... he also played Jaws in two James Bond movies
     
  8. Ogami Daigoro

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    The MST version of Eegah is great. Gotta love the Cabbage Patch Elvis. And Eegah-speak.

    Epic Movie was also lots of pain. Heard Date Movie was worse. I've yet to be brave enough to want to watch The Comebacks, Baby Geniuses (either one), White Chicks or Little Man. Man, there are a lot of really bad movies being made these days. And they make it to THEATER!!!!!!! I can forgive direct-to-video or straight-to-Sci-Fi movies somewhat. But truly awful movies that make it to theater are a blight.
     
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    i remember i liked baby geniuses as a kid......
    but i remember i liked a lot of crappy movies as a kid aka the fox and the hound.

    Kill bill 1 and 2 both sucked in my opinion. quinten tarintino(sp) just made them say the dumbest things i couldn't stand it
     
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