How not to run a womens prison

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  1. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    :wtf: :lolol 

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080417/D903RVIG0.html
     
  2. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    You know where I'd go if I wanted a prostitute?

    I'm not sure, but I know it WOULDN'T BE A PRISON!
     
  3. aussiehippy

    aussiehippy Au contraire, Blackadder.

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    That's pretty messed up, talk about abusing your power...
     
  4. Insane Galvatron

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    Seems like I saw a very similar story about a year ago on TV.
     
  5. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    467 years? James Boring?

    HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?
     
  6. MegaMoonMan

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    "forcible oral sodomy"? Is that like salad tossing?
     
  7. Lock Cade

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  8. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    LOL no, sodomy just means it ain't making any kids. So mouth rape.

    Also, this remind me of that Law and Order episode I saw a couple days ago...
     
  9. MegaMoonMan

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    I kinda figured, but I've never heard anybody explain it like that.
     
  10. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    mouth rape? whats to stop the victim taking a bite?
     
  11. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Yeah, sodomy doesn't just pertain to the butt.

    The fear of a broken jaw and crushed eye socket, I assume.
     
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    The late-night movies on Cinemax were never like THIS. :( 
     
  13. Gnaw

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    Wait...how "not" to run a prison? Seems like he had a good thing going. I don't condone the rape, but man...what a fun prison that must have been.
     
  14. Jeremy.B

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    Wow. What a pathetic man.

    I just watched a Law & Order ep that had this exact same thing as it's plot.
     
  16. MACRAPTRON

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    467 years in jail, how stupid can law get?
    Just throw him in the death row.
     
  17. Gnaw

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    They had 2 years to tell someone about the goings on. Perhaps most of them enjoyed having a "tolerable" prison experience in exchange for some sexual favours. Power is everything in prison.
     
  18. smangerbot

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    if it were possible without actually injuring someone, i'd like to know if a guy could gather his witts to punch someone in the jaw after he's had his man-tool bitten off.

    i imagine if i had mine bitten off i'd find it hard to even move...
     
  19. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    I think a man with his man-tool having been bitten off in the heat of mouth-rape would probably have enough adrenaline-fueled rage for at least a few seconds to cause some damage before he blacks out from the pain and blood loss.
     
  20. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    i guess so... still though, it would be an epic lose.

    all i know if i crumple like something cumply when i get hit in the man tool.
     

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