My scale's broken and I have no way of finding out how much MISB Brave Maximus weighs. Can anyone help me out?

 

Well, mine's not MISB, but out of the box with everything attached he weighs in at just over eight pounds.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to explain to my wife why Brave Max was standing on the bathroom scale when she got up to use the bathroom. He is a little chunky, maybe she'll believe he was getting ready to start weight watchers.

 

I think my sons were bit over 8 pounds (each) when they were born. Next time you can just say Brave Maximus is as heavy as a newborn baby.
I know it doesn't work that way when you need to quote shipping, though.

 

I've heard him quoted as weighing as much as a bowling ball.

 

I use mine as weights. Now my biceps look a little more toned.  

 

Yeah, I remember the parcel was saying 9 pounds for Brave Max, so he must be 8 pounds.