How much are you like Elias from clerks 2? Quiz

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by gregles, Apr 23, 2012.

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How many of the questions did you say yes to?

  1. 1

    6 vote(s)
    15.8%
  2. 2

    10 vote(s)
    26.3%
  3. 3

    7 vote(s)
    18.4%
  4. 4

    9 vote(s)
    23.7%
  5. 5

    3 vote(s)
    7.9%
  6. 6

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. 7

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  8. 8

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  9. 9

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. 10

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  1. gregles

    gregles quintesson

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    Clerks 2 is an extremely geeky comedy film by Kevin Smith released in 2006. If you haven't seen it , Elias is a cruel but very funny insulting attempt at a transfan stereotype. If you want an idea what the character was like you can get an idea from a few clips that are on youtube . I was wondering how close to reality did Kevin Smith get it with us lot?

    Just answer yes or no to the following questions and in the poll say how many out of 10 you said yes to.

    1) Are you a huge fan of Transformers?
    2) Are you a devout Christian?
    3) Were you home-schooled?
    4) Do you live with your parents?
    5) Do you get driven to work by your parents?
    6) Do you have an extremely close relationship with your mother?
    7) Do you work in retail or on minimum wage?
    8) Do you also like the Lord of the Rings Trilogy?
    9) Virgin?
    10) closet fetish for bestiality?
     
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    1. Yes.
    2. No.
    3. No.
    4. No.
    5. No.
    6. No.
    7. No.
    8. Yes.
    9. No.
    10. Only if the human participant is a girl and hot.
     
  3. Scantron

    Scantron Well-Known Member

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    Never seen Clerks 2, and have no idea who this character is, but I'll play along...

    (1) Yes
    (2) No
    (3) No
    (4) No
    (5) No
    (6) No
    (7) No
    (8) Yes
    (9) Wish I still was, but no
    (10) Hell no
     
  4. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    1. Yes.
    2. Yes.
    3. No.
    4. No.
    5. Yes.
    6. Yes.
    7. No.
    8. No.
    9. Yes.
    10. Frick No
     
  5. seali_me

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    1) yes
    2) yes
    3) no
    4) no
    5) no
    6) no
    7) no
    8) yes
    9) no
    10) no

    I never saw clerks 1 nor 2. Is that a required fanboy movie?
     
  6. JazzHunter83

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    1) Are you a huge fan of Transformers? Yes
    2) Are you a devout Christian? more 'undecided'.
    3) Were you home-schooled? Nope
    4) Do you live with your parents? No
    5) Do you get driven to work by your parents? No
    6) Do you have an extremely close relationship with your mother? Yes, I consider her my closest friend
    7) Do you work in retail or on minimum wage? No
    8) Do you also like the Lord of the Rings Trilogy? Yes
    9) Virgin? No
    10) closet fetish for bestiality? Hahaha.......no.
     
  7. MetalRyde

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    1) Are you a huge fan of Transformers? Yes
    2) Are you a devout Christian? No
    3) Were you home-schooled? no
    4) Do you live with your parents? yes
    5) Do you get driven to work by your parents? yes
    6) Do you have an extremely close relationship with your mother? no
    7) Do you work in retail or on minimum wage? yes
    8) Do you also like the Lord of the Rings Trilogy? no
    9) Virgin? no
    10) closet fetish for bestiality? no
     
  8. TFW10

    TFW10 Well-Known Member

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    Answers to the burning questions:


    1) Are you a huge fan of Transformers? naturally
    2) Are you a devout Christian? I try to be, doesn't always work
    3) Were you home-schooled? nope
    4) Do you live with your parents? live with mom, she had a stroke
    5) Do you get driven to work by your parents? nope
    6) Do you have an extremely close relationship with your mother? naturally
    7) Do you work in retail or on minimum wage? nope
    8) Do you also like the Lord of the Rings Trilogy? naturally
    9) Virgin? nope
    10) closet fetish for bestiality? absolutely not
     
  9. MegaMoonMan

    MegaMoonMan OFFICIAL MMM REP

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    Where is the "0" option?

    I'm not sure if I even count as a "huge fan".
     
  10. gregles

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    I would recommend them just because they are extremely funny. Most films by kevin Smith have main characters which are nerds/geeks/slackers/stoner types and the character in question was token transfan who argued with a star wars fan
     
  11. Fuzz

    Fuzz Garbage Pail Kid TFW2005 Supporter

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    Not to get all technical, but I don't think Elias had a secret bestiality fetish. I remember him being quite appalled when he discovered what Randall was doing on the PC.
     
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    1. Define huge.
    2. No
    3. No
    4. Yes
    5. No
    6. No
    7. No
    8. No
    9. Yes
    10. What the fuck?
     
  13. gregles

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    Sorry to wreck the ending and probably break a few of this sites rules for debating this but during the films (ahem) climax when the bestiality act was taking place the Elias character confessed to being turned on and asked the other characters if they minded if he masturbated.
     
  14. Triple Melter

    Triple Melter come on fhqwhgads

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    How you guys come up with these topics to post I'll never know
     
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    1) Yes
    2) No
    3) No
    4) Regrettably
    5) No
    6) No, at least not to the level expected for a "yes" answer on this
    7) Yes
    8) No
    9) Depends on the territory explored
    10) Do Gargoyles count? Also, what Nachtsider said.
     
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    1) Yes
    2) Not devout
    3) No
    4) Yes
    5) No
    6) Sure?
    7) No
    8) No
    9) Yes
    10) No
     
  17. Hot Shot.

    Hot Shot. Giving up on the fiction.

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    1. Yes.
    2. No.
    3. Not really. I was pulled out of public for a medical issue the school wouldn't accomodate and the home program I was in was a biased truckload of workbooks I couldn't keep up with. My dad never cared to grade my papers, and the answer books they sent turned out to be the wrong ones anyway. I gave up. The economy went to shit shortly after and we couldn't afford to enroll me in another program.
    4. Yes.
    5. No. I don't work yet on account of my lack of formal education. I'll get my life straightened out one day...
    6. Absolutely not. She and my sister made me the household villain until they moved out in 2007. I became "the opposite of Jesus". Her words. Needless to say I don't keep in touch.
    7. No.
    8. I've never watched it.
    9. Yes. That's what happens when you can't drive, don't work, drop out of school, and live the life of a housepet.
    10. When the girl is hot, yes.

    So I'm probably one of the worst nerd stereotypes. Fuck my life.
     
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    depends by what they meant by "huge".
     
  19. Autovolt 127

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    Wait who was the one guy who voted 10. :inquisiti 

    Eww......:yuck 
     
  20. gregles

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    maybe they only quickly glanced the page and they thought the last question was beast wars, well maybe wishful thinking
     

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