How is this even possible?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by tikgnat, Nov 15, 2007.

  1. Ziero

    Ziero TFW2005 Supporter

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    As hilarious as this story is...and it is indeed funny, one thing really bothers the hell outta me. These people walked into this guy's locked room, uninvited, saw him doing something while drunk in his own room and he gets arrested and labeled a sex offender?

    What the HELL is that all about?

    That's almost as ******ed about that news story where the cops broke into some guys home and arrested him because he was storing a life sized Lara Croft statue with her guns out, and then confiscated and fined the guy.

    People complain personal rights in the US are getting stricter, but at least we can screw our bikes in peace without fear of the man busting in and ruining our fun!
     
  2. Foster

    Foster Haslab Victory Saber Backer #3 Veteran

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    They heard the bike screaming "no" and decided to be good samaritans.

    Rape is rape, d00d.
     
  3. Donocropolis

    Donocropolis Well-Known Member

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    That's what I said. I mean, given that the bike is just an innanimate object, you can ignore it (as funny as it is) and describe the scene as a guy being arrested and labeled a sex offender for masturbating (oddly) alone in his own locked room.

    If that becomes precedent, every teenage boy in the world has just become a sex offender.
     
  4. Boardwise

    Boardwise There are no strings on me Veteran

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    I love the last line.
    'He now lives in Ayr'

    Like that make it all the more better.
     
  5. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Now if it was a chick....

    Maybe ET was still in the basket and he was just getting oral
     
  6. llamatron

    llamatron OFFICIAL MMC REP TFW2005 Supporter

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    Big LOLs. This thread has provided many lols.

    Yeah it's actually kind of concerning that they were able to arrest him.

    Better give up my bike love now before I become too attached.
     
  7. Phorpus

    Phorpus RHco.

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    LICD, anyone?
     
  8. Greyryder

    Greyryder Kitbashed

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    Damnit! Beat me to it.

    I still don't understand how he was convicted of anything, when he was in his own locked bedroom. His lawyer must have really sucked.
     
  9. Strikeback

    Strikeback Drifting Away

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    "Hay guys I'm going to ride my bike LOL"
     
  10. Wreckgar

    Wreckgar Anthony Stark Veteran

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    Oh come on guys. he was probably just trying to recreate that South Park episode.
     
  11. Keiichitron

    Keiichitron Not a physicist, dammit

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    i think his right to privacy wasn't as great as everyone thinks being as he was staying in a hostel. i'm not exactly sure what arrangements he had, but at the very least he should've put like a Do Not Disturb sign up or something
     
  12. Foster

    Foster Haslab Victory Saber Backer #3 Veteran

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    He never heard of hanging spandex shorts on the doorknob?