How is this even possible?

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  1. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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  2. Gears

    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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    Tik man you have some weird news topic searching habits.
     
  3. Commander_V

    Commander_V I have no title HAH

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    Isn't it obvious? He was bike-sexual (bah dum dum pshhhh....)
     
  4. Harbinger

    Harbinger ecnayonnA

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    this says it all

    i suppose he doesnt run the risk of getting STDs though
     
  5. DilaZirK

    DilaZirK Is bullheaded.

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    O_O

    The...hell...?
     
  6. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Moderator

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    True love always finds a way.
     
  7. QuantumShock

    QuantumShock Stay for brunch ?

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    Kinky..
     
  8. Hotspot17

    Hotspot17 Search and Rescue: Vet

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    This is weird but on another note, how did they catch him? They looked into his bedroom window? Or found him in his room doing it? Or was he doing it in public?
     
  9. darkmgmstr

    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

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    One expression says it all to this news... :peoples: 
     
  10. cbff

    cbff Destroyer of Botcon

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    The article says that the cleaning crew knocked on his door and got no response, so they entered and found him doing it.
     
  11. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    How is that even phisicaly possible?
     
  12. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    He was probably arguing with some one about knocking his bike over and the guy who knocked it over got all pissed and was like, "FUCK YOUR BIKE MAN!!!"

    ...and he took it for too literally.
     
  13. Donocropolis

    Donocropolis Well-Known Member

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    Not that I'm defending sex with a bicycle, but how do you get charged for basically the equivilant of indecent exposure for performing a sex act in your locked bedroom? Its not like he was out on the street doing this. If the cleaning ladies had walked in on him in the shower, would he have been charged for public nudity?
     
  14. BallaTron

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    NOBODY MAKES LOVE LIKE A BIKE!!!!NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Don't knock it untill you try it!
     
  15. edicius

    edicius I need a drink.

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    Ah, the sweet forbidden love of a man and his Schwinn.
     
  16. Foster

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    That guy's a member here, My03Huffy.
     
  17. Katamari Prime

    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    And what was he drinking to think this was a good idea in the first place? Or even better, how long he had ben doing it before he was noticed?
     
  18. noob_collection

    noob_collection noob at collecting

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  19. noob_collection

    noob_collection noob at collecting

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    Ummmmm...Are you guilty of something and would like to tell us?
     
  20. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP Dry built

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    Lulz.

    I thought it was funny.
     

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