How do you talk to a girl?

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  1. Kylehudson14

    Kylehudson14 On when I'm on

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    Just wondering how you would talk to a girl, such as introducing yourself & such. Im in High school (home schooled at the moment) & just want to hear what you guys do to converse with the opposite. As for me, I'll just be myself. Girls, you might as well tell us how you talk to a guy, this includes everyone.

    THX:) 
     
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  3. General Magnus

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    With a baseball bat and a gag.

    No, really, just ya know donĀ“t try and look too anxious or eager for something. Goes a long way.
     
  4. Kylehudson14

    Kylehudson14 On when I'm on

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    :sly2: Totally not what I meant, no jokes! I want to keep this clean(or as close as possible)
     
  5. Alucard77

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    TBH, you just do it. Just think of an entertaining story or anything of the sort. The thing you really need is confidence. If your confident and not afraid to get shot down, then it is easy to talk to a girl.

    I find, certain rules always work:
    - Say something funny, or have a funny story
    - If she is with friends, entertain her friends as much as you entertain her.
    - Talk about cupcakes, girls fucking love cupcakes for some reason. It helps when you know an awesome cupcake place to. I got more chicks off of a dumb conversation about cupcakes, it's not even funny

    As cheesy as this sounds, you can start with any dumb ass question. When I went picking up, I would use the dumbest questions in the world. Things like, me and my friend were discussing who was more repulsive to women, and then pop some form of joke. That worked well too.

    I find that girls love it when you joke, and not take yourself too seriously. Also, treat them like equals and don't give them compliments right off the bat even if they are hot as hell.

    You can compliment the shit out of them if you are going for the one night stand. But that is a whole nother chapter your no where near. Your in girl talking 101. That is girl getting 401.
     
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    The same way I talk to a dude.
     
  7. The621

    The621 Fuck you, that's why!

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    Normally. Just talk about average topics of interest. Assignments. Day to day tasks need finishing. Food. Anything that interests her that interests me that interests her.

    Simple stuff.
     
  8. Kylehudson14

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    Appreciated:D 
    That last thing will come in handy later on :lol 
     
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    You ask her questions about herself then in turn she'll ask you. Find something she likes and talk about it for starters. I found it easier to talk them if I don't I just listen. Asking her questions regarding her and her interests will earn you points the fastest way.

    You can immediately spot things she's interested in by looking at her, her friends, her clothes, etc. Start a conversation with that. Also like a job interview, it's better to read up on her interests before you start talking about it. Doing this would tickle her mind almost immediately. It doesn't hurt to come prepared.
     
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    Also, at your age, you need to do some interesting shit.

    You can get any girl you want if you do interesting shit. Fucking anything. I mean, go build a home for habit for humanity. You can use that story for a while.

    Be in a band, that will get you plenty of chicks.

    Learn to cook.

    ANYTHING. Once you have that, girls will gravitate to you. Why, because they want to learn what you do, and your interesting.

    There are 4,000,000 guys who like to hang out and play videogames. So you gotta be the most in shape hottest of those guys to get the hot chicks.

    But look at drummers in bands. They are ugly as fuck and get the chicks anyway. Why, because they are interesting and do stuff that 4,000,000 other people don't do.

    BTW, collecting TFers doesn't count as interesting to girls. Just saying.
     
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    Yeah, I've never understood the cupcakes thing either, but it's a great way to get over, possibly because it involves both cute & cooking, and occasionally animals. Just a theory, though.
     
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    Yes. I agree with this a lot.

    - Read up
    - Be active
    - Take interests in multiple things.

    That's like your resume. You build it up.
     
  13. Kylehudson14

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    THX, trust me, Im different than other guys
    & I know thats not interesting :lol 
     
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    The most important first step most people have omitted? Having a legitimate pretext to talk to a girl. Marching up to some random chick and trying to strike up a conversation will most likely get you a "Who the hell are you?" response. Chatting up the girl you happen to be sitting next to in class, the girl in a study group you've been assigned to, or the girl you've just helped gather up her fallen schoolbooks, for instance, is a far likelier route to getting a rapport going.
     
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    I will tell you. Even at my age, even though I am married, I can still get most chicks. Just cause I cook.

    People will look at you, like, dude, why the fuck do you cook. What are you a chick? Then when your all stoned and the dude who said that to you is doing nothing, you could be in the kitchen with the chick he likes making chocolate chip banana pancakes for everyone.

    The dude that was douche won't mind you got the chick, because he is to happy eating those pancakes.

    BTW, if you learn to make those, the trick is the 60% dark Giardelli chocolate chips. Redonk.
     
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    Dont look at her boobs.

    At least not until she talks to the waitress.
     
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    Corny lines only work when drunk or in the movies. Be yourself and not a dick.
     
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    Make sure you treat her like a princess, and it is imperative that you act like a doormat. Put that pussy on a pedestal; if you don't treat women like gods they will not touch you. No woman wants a strong, confident, assertive man - they want a friendly chubby nerd that plays video games and who they can complain about their boyfriend to.

    Seriously, follow this advice and you will be swimmin in women
     
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    Thread won.

    Where were you when I was 14?
     
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