How did you Reveal the Shield™?

Discussion in 'Transformers Toy Discussion' started by Vakamadisk, Sep 28, 2011.

  1. Vakamadisk

    Vakamadisk Well-Known Member

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    Today, I opened up 2 linked portals. I farted in one, and because the other was located right in front of my face, I now have the honor of being the first man to successfully fart on his own face. I looked like the guy who was blown away by his TV's stereo system.

    Utilizing my new technology after this glorious test run run run run, I decided to travel to a parallel universe with permission from the fair use clause of 1972. In that parallel universe is a world where people wear jumpsuits and speak telepathically, so no one is a liar; life's events also seem to have plot twists. Since this civilization is way in advance of ours ("I never asked for this"), I stumbled upon TFC's Hercules--complete! Though it was all blue, strangely. Too bad I literally tripped over the gestalt (which was the terror made of 50 feet btw . . . hmmm, that means I'm the size of TF Prime Unicron in this jumpsuited universe).

    The uniforms charged me a 10 billion yen fine to replace the Hercules I destroyed. I conformed, and did just that--hee hee ha ha! But seeing as my SkyBoom Shield's timer was reciting its impression of a digital alarm clock (ehh ehh ehh ehh!), that meant my portal back to our dimension was about to home in on my energy signature, and whisk me back to Mission City. So as a last ditch effort to become a royal pain in the diodes to the Jumpsuits, I lit a bunsen burner behind my A$$ (my butt is made of money), and I let out a huge blubbery fart all over the replacement Hercules that arrived seconds later via pneumatic tube. This magnificent feat of blue Thursday Fire erased the blue coloring and Revealed the classic G1 Devastator's colors, along with a Shield composed of the team members' guns.

    That is how I Revealed the Shield™ today. How did you Reveal the Shield™?

    (Author's Note: C'mon! Be creative, and have fun! Lose yourself in the moment . . . just make it about the toys.)
     
  2. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    ... I just used my finger?
     
  3. Lazerwave

    Lazerwave My Most Prized Treasure

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    Just place your finger on the tile, and leave it there for a few seconds. then lift it up and it will reveal the shield. Then in a minute it will go away.
     
  4. Dinobot747

    Dinobot747 Chopperface

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    Fixed.
     
  5. Vakamadisk

    Vakamadisk Well-Known Member

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    What? Rubsigns? Energon Chips? No way! For those I use a flamethrower . . . aka My pet Dragon Megatron.
     
  6. MisterFanwank

    MisterFanwank Toy Industry Analyst

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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like Reveal the Shield?
     
  7. Methusalen

    Methusalen Not good enough for G1!

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    I just rub the rubsign.
     
  8. x BlackMagnus x

    x BlackMagnus x Is not impressed

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    That's what she said.
     
  9. Kuma Style

    Kuma Style Toy Photography TFW2005 Supporter

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  10. Tenebrouser

    Tenebrouser Craft...or is it crap?

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    Perfect response. Thread done.
     
  11. seali_me

    seali_me Well-Known Member

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    -the heat coming from the flame from a lighter. no it didn't burn or anything. it was winter time and i was outside, rubbing it didn't work.
    - same reason as above but with using the heat from my cigarette.
     
  12. Gilgamesh

    Gilgamesh Mostly Harmless

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    How do I shot RTS?
     
  13. Boy Blunder

    Boy Blunder Hasbrown'd

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    Engrish me know?
     
  14. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    please move to the Prime forum where the standards for threads are lower/ignored.
     
  15. Scantron

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    Cool...story?
     
  16. seekerblackout

    seekerblackout Banned

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    .....I just breath on it. Getting the damn thing to work when I rub it is a pain in the ass
     
  17. shadow panther

    shadow panther Mechanically Insane

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    since its about a billion degrees in my attic in the summertime the shield is always revealed
     
  18. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    I dunno, I thought the OP was quite amusing & creative.
     
  19. xanthax

    xanthax choppaface

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    I live in Missouri. The rubsigns are always on during the summer.
     
  20. CodeXCDM

    CodeXCDM Well-Known Member

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    I got arrested for doing that. DON'T ASK.
     

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