Housewives take note...

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  1. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    This was passed to me.

    Show you wife / girlfriend and talk about the good o' days and get ready for a: :duel 

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    Pretty harsh, I can't imagine many women actually doing this, but funny to see how things have changed.
     
  2. Foster

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    I wish my wife was a little more gay and interesting.
     
  3. MegaMoonMan

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    I'm going to print that out and hang it on the fridge, where my cold dinner lives.

    We need some rules around the house.
     
  4. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    Um...what's so funny about this? Isn't that what your wife does? Mine, of course, doesn't need the list, as I had her memorize it before I proposed.

    -Tony!
     
  5. Foster

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    But beer is supposed to be cold! Does she put it too high of a shelf for the dog to reach?
     
  6. MegaMoonMan

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    Actually, she leaves the beer out. IN THE CASE, ON THE FLOOR.

    There will be hell to pay when I get home.
     
  7. Foster

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    I hope she at least bought it with HER credit card. Savage! What backwoods Wisconsin town did you steal HER from? :lol 
     
  8. Aaron

    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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    You should be aware that you are now on my wife's hit list for posting that.

    I think it's funny as hell.
     
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    *snort*
     
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    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    As much shit as I talk, if I printed that out and put it on the fridge my wife would kill me in my sleep... knows her place LOL.
     
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    I'm a wife, and this is what I think of it:



    :lolol  :lolol  :lolol 




    If my husband ever printed that, I would seriously laugh at him, then throw it away. :lol  It's funny to read and to see how things have changed.
     
  12. MegaMoonMan

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    I DID print it out and I put it on the fridge, and when my girlfriend got home, I ushered her into the kitchen and told her to read the new rules I posted.

    Now, seeing as how she's majoring in women's studies, I thought for SURE she would fly off the fucking handle. She read them, and giggled a bit. That's all. Didn't even rip it down or anything. Just walked away smiling a little.

    Why do I even try anymore?
     
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    Welcome to manhood.
     
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    Holy crap! If thats the kind of teatment I could get, I might actually bother doing more manly things like working out or getting a job.
     
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    Ger_Hankey Now hiring evil minions

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    Nothing is worth that kind of effort.
     
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    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    I am proud to have a penis.

    What? YES I DO! SHUT UP!!
     
  17. Night Flame

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    Awesome. You're almost to marriage then.

    All that's missing from that story is the pat on the head and the "you're so cute."
     
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    You know she'll mention it the next time she calls her mother. You are in for it.
     
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    Oh yeah, I left that part out. :( 

    It's STILL on the fridge. I think she finds it amusing or something. Spit.

    I like to think that she actually agrees with it, and will take it to heart. Riiiight.
     
  20. Night Flame

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    You got the head-pat? That rules. You're most of the way there then.

    I'd subtly get rid of that paper if I were you. What's cute and funny to her now will be a reminder that she hates you if you screw up anything in the next few weeks. And I mean anything.
     

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