Hooray! Ill never be married!

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  1. eyeballkid

    eyeballkid Old

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    My grandma on my mothers side got divorced. My parents got divorced. Their are four more divorced couples among my family and friends...and guess what I give up!

    Im rather attractive, i think? I aint fat or stupid, but i look like a kid, im 27. I regret not going for the girl that wanted me in college, and i also regret trying to win over the girls with boyfriends...so i moved to a new place and i give up!

    but i dont wanna give up...
     
  2. Fairy Princess

    Fairy Princess Banned

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    *SNERK*
     
  3. eyeballkid

    eyeballkid Old

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    Im sorry, i dont know what that means..but if copius amounts of wine, cigarettes, and ryan adams helps me figure it out ...than so be it...
     
  4. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    More than 50% of couples get divorced. Your family isn't the only one with problems, so live your life the way you want to.

    And Fairy Princess, take it to the Fuzzy - oh wait, my bad.
     
  5. Backstop

    Backstop Have you seen my box art?

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    Wow dude deep! lol..What if you don't want a divorce but you want other woman?What do you say about that?
     
  6. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    eh marriages over rated btw
     
  7. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    If you can't commit to one woman, then why get married?



    20,000th post fuckers. E-Penis, LIGHT THE WAY!
     
  8. Backstop

    Backstop Have you seen my box art?

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    Well that is true as I have been good but just in case others would like to know :inquisiti 
     
  9. honestgabe

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    You just have to try. I was committed to my ex like no other. I was there for her in her times of trouble and gave her alot of love and support, we were best friends...but then I guess she just wasn't feeling it and dumped me for some douchebag. Sure I'm bitter and skeptical about the whole relationship thing, but what the fuck ever. I love being in love, and I'm sure I'll meet someone else. For now, I'm going to enjoy being single and have fun. If I meet someone who gets my hearts attention then thats gold, if not oh well it'll happen when it happens.
     
  10. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Yeah, I probably never will either. Thanks for bringing that up.









    *BLAM*
     
  11. ChldsPlay

    ChldsPlay Well-Known Member

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    Not to be rude, but giving up seems to run in your family. If you hate it so much, don't do it. The choice is yours.
     
  12. Foster

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    you can never be married and still get some. You just have to pay a little more for car insurance.
     
  13. Backstop

    Backstop Have you seen my box art?

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    Do you sell car insurance as I just had a salesman tell me the exact same thing!lol.....
     
  14. cobra zartan

    cobra zartan Think's He's a Detective.

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    Do like the people in my city do and buy a wife.
     
  15. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    I'm divorcing my hand.
     
  16. awful_gollum

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    Just to let you alone eyeballkid, you're not alone. I don't think I'll ever marry either. I feel that way because I haven't been with anyone since I broke up with my ex. It's like some sort of curse she put on me.:( 
     
  17. Gigatron_2005

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    Do you live in the same village as Borat? Very niiiiiiiiiice!


    But in all seriousness, I thought that if worse came to worse in my situation, the whole "bride from Russia/Asia" thing wouldn't work for me. Simply because I would be totally paranoid about the new woman stealing all my stuff or something like that.

    ...so basically, given my success rate, Im bound not to be married either. Hoping my luck changes with the ladies sometime soon though.
     
  18. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Good move. It's been cheating on you. With me. You know, touching my wang and all that. I hope that doesn't make things awkward between us.
     
  19. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    If that's the worst thing you have to worry about at the age of 27, life is pretty good.
     
  20. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    <Dont want to marry. Relationships are complicated enough, so why get some government paperwork involved ?
    Wedding rings are like mini handcuffs IMO
     

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