Holy shit.

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  1. NemesisBruticus

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    There was just two giant flashes of lights, not lightning it was horizontal and covered part of the sky holy shit.
     
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    For it is I......Unicron!
     
  3. Rodimus Major

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    Was it 100 times cooler than Armageddon?
     
  4. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    No one would have believed, in the first years of the twenty-first century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets and yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us.

    At midnight on the 30th of March, a huge mass of luminous gas erupted from Mars and sped towards Earth. Across two hundred million miles of void, invisibly hurtling towards us, came the first of the missiles that were to bring so much calamity to Earth. As I watched, there was another jet of gas. It was another missile, starting on its way. And that's how it was for the next ten nights. A flare, spurting out from Mars - bright
    green, drawing a green mist behind it - a beautiful, but somehow disturbing sight.
     
  5. Dirge121

    Dirge121 Eat the chikums

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    <3 you for that.
     
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    Aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Optimus Sledge

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    Calm down. I've asked a local astronomer, and he says the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one.
     
  8. Hiraga

    Hiraga BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

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    Quick, sneeze on them!

    For as soon as the visitors breathed our air, ate, and drank, they were doomed.
     
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    I'm resisting the urge not to kill this joke.

    Luckily, because this is the interwebs, someone will in the next 5 minutes anyway.
     
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    OP is high on red weed.
     
  11. PopCulturePooka

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    but still... they come.
     
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    It wasn't David Essex causing the lightning. He was crazy underground at the time.
     
  13. Optimus Sledge

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    It seems totally incredible to me now that everyone spent that evening as though it were just like any other. From the railway station came the sound of shunting trains, ringing and rumbling, softened almost into melody by the distance. It all seemed so safe and tranquil.
     
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    You're going to do the whole thing, aren't you? :p 
     
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    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I honestly don't know. This is the furthest I've ever got with it it on a forum before some prat ruins it.

    That said, I notice NemesisBruticus hasn't posted in a few hours. Is it possible that his home is now within range of the Heat Ray?
     
  17. Nachtsider

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    Naw. The Black Smoke got him.
     
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    *'Lost' title swings in*
    I'll stay out of your way and let you continue then as I've got this sudden urge to go dig out my seven disc set of it. :) 
     
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    There must be something worth living for.
     
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    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Sorry. Testing new batteries in my LED flashlight again.
     

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