Introduction: Cybertron. Equestria. Earth. Animatros. Shinkion. Thundera. It’s a huge galaxy out there, and these are not all the planets throughout it. However, they are the main ones, and thus many times they will be mentioned in this wholly remarkable book - perhaps the most remarkable, certainly the most successful book ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Equestria Minor. More popular than the Cybertronian Homecare Omnibus, better selling than 53 Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters — Where the Gods Went Wrong, Some More of the Gods’ Greatest Mistakes, and Who are these God People, Anyway? Despite many insisting that the encyclopedias of Cybertron and the Texts of Equestria Major are more reliable, the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galactic Alliance manages to beat them out in five respects; 1. All copies are kept up-to-date and updated so that they remain somewhat accurate 2. It only covers the important stuff, rather then rambling on the philosophical details 3. It’s more easily accessible then older texts 4. It’s slightly cheaper then an iPad 1 nowadays 5. They all have the words “Don’t Panic” written in bright yellow letters on the front cover. In order to let you consider your opinions on the subject matter, we will be previewing the sections on the planets mentioned in the first passage, and the primary species… and maybe throwing additional lifeforms or customs wherever we feel like it. These will be released soon, so do us a favor... AND DON’T PANIC.