Hilton Fortune to go to Charity...

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  1. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7161358.stm

    Now I know most of you don't care, but here goes.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    *gasp*

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    *Choke*

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    *Splutter*

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    *Wheeze*

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    *cough*

    Finished now.
     
  2. mrhillz

    mrhillz Changed his user title. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Couldn't happen to a nicer person :D  .
     
  3. Draven

    Draven Banned

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    Bingo. :thumb 
     
  4. Kupp

    Kupp Ford Fanboy TFW2005 Supporter

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    First thing that came to my mind.
     
  5. Jedah

    Jedah Bring me sunshine.. TFW2005 Supporter

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    rofl! thats made the day a little bit brighter :lol 
     
  6. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    But think about it a little more. She's just lost 2 BILLION DOLLARS because she's a little bitch. How many series of 'The Simple Life' or home made Pornos would she have to do to recoup all that?

    Ahhhh. Today, life is good.
     
  7. MegaMoonMan

    MegaMoonMan www.megamoonman.com TFW2005 Supporter

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    I bet she doesn't understand why he did it at all.

    This won't put her out in the street or anything, she's never going to be broke or go wanting for anything. I would hate to see how she would piss away two billion.
     
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  8. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    That is really good for the charities recieving the money.
     
  9. Razorclaw

    Razorclaw Are ya gonna draw pistols

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Way to go gramps Hilton!!
     
  10. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    Ah, my day just got a whole lot better
     
  11. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    And the fact that the money comes from Paris is one heck of a bonus for all of us.
     
  12. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    No it won't but she's just lost 2 billion dollars. Its like going on a gameshow and going home with $1000 after losing the $1000000 dollar question.

    Wait, I have to go and laugh some more.

    And then search youtube for any videos of Paris Hilton fans crying over her loss, begging people to leave her alone.

    Then laugh some more.
     
  13. pscoop

    pscoop Dead inside

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    I really hope he sticks to this, there are people out there that really need help and he can afford to do it.
     
  14. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    HAHA
     
  15. gnodprime1

    gnodprime1 Made of sterner stuff

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    Geez, she'll only get about $70 million now. Welcome to the poor house. Not bad for being a worthless human being.
     
  16. Sycia

    Sycia Draconian Faction

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    Why do I feel that unless she was dumped without a credit card or wallet, into a 3rd world country, this would do nothing to change her?

    Whatever. His money, her life, none of my beeswax.
     
  17. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    Touche. And congrats on grampa Hilton.
     
  18. Katamari Prime

    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Well, isn't that a fine screw you. Not that I feel the slightest bit sorry for her.
     
  19. Omnius

    Omnius Well-Known Member

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    Haw haw! [/nelson]
     
  20. mocrzy

    mocrzy TFW2005 Supporter

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    Yeah, now she has to go from heiress that dates rich guys to a Gold digger that now needs to leech onto the rich guys & suck 'em dry to keep up with her embarrassing lifestyle...
     

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