Just saw a hilarious commercial for Home Depot. Two little boys about 8 or 9 are outside. Kid 1 is showing off the backyard to his buddy. (on wooden deck) Kid 1: My dad bought this special deck. It never needs staining. (showing friend a small brick retaining wall for little garden area) Kid 1: And he built this wall all by himself. (showing friend an outdoor fire pit) Kid 1: Then he got this... fire pit! Kid 2: Wow. Your dad must be really cool. Kid 1: ..... Not really.