Hey, Kid, Shut Your Mouth!

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  1. Optimus1986

    Optimus1986 TMNT & Hulk Fanatic

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    Ouch.


    Bored student yawns, dislocates jaw, goes viral - Trends News - IBNLive
     
  2. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP AKA Beve Stuscemi

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    That's happned to me.

    Sometimes I dislocate or hurt my jaw just by yelling.

    You'd never think it, but it makes for a great conversation piece.
     
  3. Opticron Primal

    Opticron Primal Comin' up OOOs!

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    Feel bad for the person who was giving the lecture.

    You know you're boring if one of the people you're talking to dislocated her jaw from yawning.
     
  4. eagc7

    eagc7 Well-Known Member

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    i will never Yawn again :(  jk

    That sucks
     
  5. Tyrannosaur

    Tyrannosaur 100% Sarcastic Saurian

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    Cool, now that her jaw is unhinged she can eat like a snake.

    That is funny as shit though. This made my day.
     
  6. Trenner Dios

    Trenner Dios everything u like is dumb

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    *various fellatio innuendo*
     
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    I could say something not apropriate about the wood being in her mouth but I wont lol. But damn that sucks. Glad they could help her with out doing surgery.
     
  8. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Sometimes my jaw pops when I yawn, hope there's no worries.
     
  9. Dran0n

    Dran0n Junk male

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    *YAWWNNNNN*

    I expected something saucier.
     
  10. Ecchokat

    Ecchokat Ponyologiest for Hire!

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    Ouch! That would suck.
     
  11. x BlackMagnus x

    x BlackMagnus x Is not impressed

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    Well, that sure makes it easier to...*joke aborted*
     
  12. Liselotte

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    my jaw hurt everytime i yawn. it almost dislocate but it can shut it and it hurt for a min or two -.-
     
  13. Fishdirt

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    This is an actual fear I have every time I yawn.
     
  14. Secretcode

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    Now I wonder how some Metalcore singers haven't disintegrated their jaws yet...
     
  15. Dremare

    Dremare Had an Epiphany

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    Yeeeeeeeesh, that sounds painful.
     
  16. tomagnus

    tomagnus question the answers

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    :jawdropper: now that's a jawdropper
     
  17. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    Yikes.
     
  18. DaraRex2.0

    DaraRex2.0 I'd totally eat the leaf

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    cool. A few times I open my mouth wide for a super yawn, and it creaks or sticks a bit if I do it too wide. Maybe this vid'll save someone and expensive trip to the ER. You know, in america the only option would be sugery. Or sueing someone.

    Here's something to try. Open your mouth and feel where the top of your jaws hinge is, sorta beside your ear. If you can open your mouth wide, the movable portion is almost on level with your eyes. Skeletons are awesome ^V^
     
  19. cappeca

    cappeca wtf is this?

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    badabum, pshhhhh
     
  20. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    i once nearly dislocated my jaw from eating...

    ok, i lied, it happened several times.
     

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