... I'm sorry, but that's worth a purchase from me just for the name. Judge me how you will, but that is funny as hell!
A rare moment of real-life, honest-to-goodness LOL-ing from me. You've gotta read the whole description. "As Tentacle Grapeā¢ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full...so WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!"
A very large funnel, I'd assume! And Brawlastator, Bukkake Cream Soda is a way better name! I approve.