Can anyone point me to where this thing is? It's a fanfic about the beginnings of the (G1) war. The Autobots and Decepticons are in an uneasy peace until the lightbulb blows in Soundwave's fridge. It's a comedy involving Soundwave's struggle against Autobot beauracracy to get a new lightbulb, and the Decepticons pilfering each others' sandwiches. I know it was posted on one of the Usenet groups, but I'm having no joy finding it. Anyone able to help?