Hearts of Plastic (The Life and Times of Transformer Toys)

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    HEARTS OF PLASTIC
    (The Life and Times of Transformer Toys)

    Author's Note: Click the link to access http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/transformers-funnies/560004-m-ps-b-b.html, a short-lived spin-off of Hearts of Plastic

    TABLE OF CONTENTS

    Season One
    Once in every generation, there is born...wait, that's the opening to 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'...

    Leader Class Blues Arc
    In which Jazz tries to kill himself...that's a good way to start a comic, right?

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...arts-plastic-life-times-transformer-toys.html
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...-life-times-transformer-toys.html#post5762721
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...ife-times-transformer-toys-3.html#post5764684
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...ife-times-transformer-toys-3.html#post5765973
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...ife-times-transformer-toys-4.html#post5767961

    Cons on Strike Arc
    In which the cons form a union and Megatron forms an ulcer

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...ife-times-transformer-toys-6.html#post5774355
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...ife-times-transformer-toys-7.html#post5776493
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...ife-times-transformer-toys-7.html#post5778801
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...ife-times-transformer-toys-8.html#post5780889

    Back Home
    In which we the gang goes on vacation and are nearly killed

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-10.html#post5799868
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-11.html#post5802289
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-11.html#post5805137
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-13.html#post5809640
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-14.html#post5812682
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-14.html#post5815442
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-15.html#post5816229
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-15.html#post5818055
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-16.html#post5819817
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-16.html#post5823092
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-17.html#post5825893
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-17.html#post5827490
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-18.html#post5829621
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-18.html#post5833455
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-19.html#post5837391
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-20.html#post5841043

    Enter: Lugnut
    In which Mr. Chaos destroys the awesomeness of Lugnut

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-20.html#post5845011
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-21.html#post5848278
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-22.html#post5852255
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-23.html#post5856691

    Bumblebees Anonymous
    In which Mr. Chaos rips off weeklyhero...again

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-24.html#post5862487
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-24.html#post5868862
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-25.html#post5872098
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-26.html#post5875921
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-26.html#post5880287

    Enter: Arcee
    In which Arcee meets Dealer and Ratchet loses his torso

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-28.html#post5888372
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-29.html#post5891258
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-29.html#post5895437
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-30.html#post5898646
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-30.html#post5902270
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-31.html#post5906598
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-32.html#post5910303

    Grimlock Wants a Friend
    In which we learn Grimlock loves the show 'Friends'

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-33.html#post5918657
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-34.html#post5923006
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-35.html#post5926491
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-36.html#post5935454
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-37.html#post5941891
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-37.html#post5948593
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-39.html#post5961359
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-39.html#post5967274
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-40.html#post5979646
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-41.html#post5986470
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-41.html#post5994712

    Enter: Bill Cosby?
    In which the most popular character is introduced, proving that none of the readers have any taste and Mr. Chaos has no sense of pride

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-44.html#post6029220
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-45.html#post6032435
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-46.html#post6036988
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-47.html#post6045601
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-48.html#post6055039

    In Brightest Day
    In Blackest Night...uh...with liberty and justice for all...Thundercats ho!

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-48.html#post6065102
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-49.html#post6070028
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-50.html#post6072232
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-50.html#post6076627
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-51.html#post6081946
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    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-53.html#post6095075
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-53.html#post6104022
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-54.html#post6107625
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-55.html#post6111526

    DOTM
    In which...honestly, I can't even remember what this one is about. Maybe something to do with Malleus Prime?

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-57.html#post6127150
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-57.html#post6132041
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-58.html#post6137339
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-58.html#post6141810
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-59.html#post6147639
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-59.html#post6153493
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-61.html#post6158799
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-61.html#post6164258

    Security
    In which we meetARES! security

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-62.html#post6169154
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-63.html#post6173608
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-64.html#post6178040
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-65.html#post6182725
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-66.html#post6187825

    Funnies Convention 2011
    In which Mr. Chaos works really hard to create funny strips...and then promptly goes on hiatus for 6 months

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fwc-con-2011-official-thread.html#post6195984
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...c-con-2011-official-thread-2.html#post6197457
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...c-con-2011-official-thread-5.html#post6200848
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...c-con-2011-official-thread-3.html#post6198963
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...c-con-2011-official-thread-5.html#post6202451
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...c-con-2011-official-thread-7.html#post6206555
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...c-con-2011-official-thread-6.html#post6203584
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...c-con-2011-official-thread-8.html#post6207888
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...c-con-2011-official-thread-9.html#post6212053

    Season 2

    Enter: Clouder!
    In which weeklyhero's car is defiled

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-68.html#post6929381
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-69.html#post6933525
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-71.html#post6937900
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-72.html#post6939916

    To Catch a Predacon
    In which Cade Hanson has a word with Bumblebee

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-72.html#post6942396
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-74.html#post6945889
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-76.html#post6947931
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-77.html#post6950558
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-78.html#post6952852

    Dealer's Family Part 1
    In which DoubleCrosser pitches new ways to make this comic successful...if only Mr. Chaos had listened...

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-80.html#post6957918
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-81.html#post6960212
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-82.html#post6963188
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-83.html#post6967493

    Jazz's Dating Life
    In which the misery that Jazz's life is gets worse...or does it?

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-84.html#post6970160
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-85.html#post6973300
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-86.html#post6976906
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-86.html#post6978303
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-89.html#post6982508
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-90.html#post6984907
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-91.html#post6987178


    Ask Dr. Jolt

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-27.html#post5884506
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-33.html#post5914850
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-57.html#post6121672

    One Shots and Mini Arcs

    What is Prime?

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...ife-times-transformer-toys-5.html#post5771586

    Enter: Sideswipe

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...ife-times-transformer-toys-9.html#post5785117
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-10.html#post5787190

    St. Patrick's Day

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-12.html#post5806573
    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-12.html#post5808738

    Advertisement

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-19.html#post5838488

    Easter

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-38.html#post5953322

    Mirage?

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fe-times-transformer-toys-43.html#post6022730


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  2. Fez Findie

    Fez Findie Well-Known Member

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    :lolol 

    Good start. Showin' the most obvious point of bitching about something... Jazz really got the short end of the stick with the movies ^^;
     
  3. Mr. Chaos

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    Thanks. I am going to try and do a strip every day or two. I already got plans for about 10 strips, and ideas for alot more.

    And in case anyone is wondering, Jazz's friend (and one of the main stars) is my repaint of movie Landmine into Movie Doubledealer.
     
  4. Grimlock_13

    Grimlock_13 Reformed Geewunner

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    Agreed, that's a great start! Keep it up!
     
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    Plastic_nomer Doing the unmentionables

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    Jazz lost the game?
     
  6. Karhukjnsi

    Karhukjnsi Universal Wrestler

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    XFD you did the Twins PERFECT! Poor Jazz.
     
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    Poor Jazz! He needs more love in toy form from Hasbro.

    Great start by the way. Hopefully we'll get a new Jazz figure for the third movie.
     
  8. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl TFW2005 Supporter

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    Kryptokron Bleeper of Blorps

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    Awesome start man! Poor Jazz, though.... he got shafted!
     
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    #2

    JUMP!

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  11. Fez Findie

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    Wow, Ratchet is a jerk here. :lol 

    ... Would any obscure toy-only (or those who were only that for a loooooong time) characters be of help? ^^;
     
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    Don't worry, Dealer has a Plan B.

    Originally, it was going to be Cryno Fallen who was cheering JUMP!, but I came up with an even funnier personality for him, so Ratchet was turned into the jerk.
     
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    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl TFW2005 Supporter

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    Wow, Ratchet wants Jazz to jump? Shame on him.

    And :lol  repaints don't count.
     
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    Hey, his answer to healing Bumblebee was SHOOTING HIM WITH A LASER.

    It is clear Ratchet isn't the best Doctor.
     
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    where's Universe/ Animated Ratchet when you need him?
     
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    Ratchets a Jerk!
     
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  18. Karhukjnsi

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    HAH!
     
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    Ha great comic!
     
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    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Racthet=DICK!
     

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