these bastards are starting to pop up all around my house, what are they

 

It's a tree stink bug.

 

wtf my wifes flipping out over these damn things and we have a baby due in 2 months

 

I have the Japanese Beetles all thru my house. They're like a hydra, kill one, and 2 more show up.

 

Just call an exterminator. They should be able to tell you exactly what it is, and how to get rid of them.

 

Stink bug. Numerous and annoying. Given the change in the weather, they are quite common.

Pentatomidae - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

How to Get Rid of Stink Bugs

 

i'd rather have stinkbugs than the wasp somewhere in my house.

I currently have, spiders, and sowbugs.

But the ants are a bit late this year.

 

Those are nothing compared to Palmetto bugs.....

 

Just eat them.

High in Fiber and Protein



Like every room? or just one.

 

QFT. Nothing like having one of those bad boys drop out of an oak tree onto your head. Let the screaming commence.

palmetto bug - Google Search

 

bed bugs suck as well. had that problem once and man oh man the horror.

 

I'll third this. A few years ago I was killing at least one of those little bastards a night. I eventually wiped them out, but one occasionally sneaks in the house.

And when they fly...*shudders*

 

Terminex is great! They took care of us when we had mice issues two years ago. Haven't had a problem since then. Terminex comes every three months, take care of the outer parameters, take care of the garage, windows, check for spiderwebs, practically everything.
I haven't seen a sign of mice in two years since we've signed up with Terminex. Haven't seen those kind of bugs here either.

 

(after googling) that's what those things are

We get some of these from time to time so I just put some poison traps on top of the cabinets they haven't popped up recently

 

At least it isn't one of these.

 

I have some of those. The Bastards are hard to kill.

 

Meh, at least you don't have lizards in your house like I do.

 

Those things are common in NJ an PA where I have lived. My two houses and my Parents house have them. They are tough to kill. I'm surprised you've never had them before being in NJ.

 

I was going to make one of these threads too! holy crap, we've had these things for a few years... we'd get one or two during the spring, but this year we've vacuumed up about a dozen of these bastards. ugh...

 

That sounds fun ^^