have 2. going down to one. quite a predicament

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  1. Guiltar

    Guiltar Active Member

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    hey ladies and gents,
    last week, i found out that i have testicular cancer and will have to have my right one removed. so tomorrow's the big day. wish me luck. slam some beer back for me

    AND

    let the nut jokes commence.

    im looking at you Jux.

    haha..
     
  2. My03Tundra

    My03Tundra LOVES TO EDIT POSTS!!

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    Holy Crap! DAMN! Take care of yourself and be careful out there. Go get yourself a unicycle when you can. Now, you'll be in the same club as Lance Armstrong and be a "Uniballer."
     
  3. Zerus

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    damn dude..i feel for you.No pun intended.
     
  4. Deathbringer

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    wow Guiltar that gotta suck.
    sorry to hear that!
     
  5. Draven

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    Yikes! Good luck d00d!
     
  6. Vector Sigma

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    Damn buddy thats awful. I hope everything goes ok :) ...
     
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    cbff Destroyer of Botcon

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    We had a dog once, who developed testicular cancer and had to be put down. The vet said the reason it developed was because he was heavily breeded before he was given to us. We had no females for him to get his freak on, so the cancer developed.


    Chances are, if you got this type of cancer, that you can blame your wife/girlfriend.....:lol 

    Let that be a lesson to all the ladies on this forum, save your loved ones, put out more often. :D 
     
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    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    That's really NUTS man.

    Sorry, you said you wanted a nuts joke, so I did a bad pun. But anyway, I hope everything goes well in the end.
     
  9. Night Flame

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    Look at the bright side, according to Lance Armstrong, the reason he won all those tours is because he was more aerodynamic with one testicle.

    In all seriousness, that sucks. A lot. But at least it was caught and you're doing something about it.
     
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    Good luck.
     
  11. The_Bardock

    The_Bardock ****** of the Minicons

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    Well be glad you caught it before (hopefully) it spread anywhere else.
     
  12. Lupis Convoy

    Lupis Convoy Paw Prince Veteran

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    Good luck mate. Glad you caught it before it spread to both.

    But on the plus side, they have false ones you can have put in so you feel back to snuff.


    Hope all goes well in surgery.
     
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    Kupp Ford Fanboy TFW2005 Supporter

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    Dude, just because it happens occasionally. I would put some mark next to the right one with an arrow saying "This one"

    Then an arrow going to the left one saying "Not this one, this one stays."

    Just because well Doctors seem to not know their left from their right anymore, at least not in the Boston Area.

    Good luck and a speedy and functional recovery.
     
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    :lolol  Sad that this is not a bad idea.

    Best of luck man!
     
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    Good luck dude. We're pulling for you.
     
  16. The_Bardock

    The_Bardock ****** of the Minicons

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    Or better yet, you can go up acouple sizes!
     
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    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    I thought this was about blowjobs...


    Good luck!
     
  18. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Best of luck, man. Hope your surgeon cuts straight and the surgery is without incident.

    By the way, a good friend of mine survived testicular cancer by having one of his berries removed. He now has a vanity plate: "UNIBALL"
     
  19. Deefuzz

    Deefuzz Beard On! Beardmaster! Veteran

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    That can't be an easy thing to accept, let alone the surgery.

    Best of luck, I hope all comes through with no complication, and I hope your recovery is swift and smooth.
     
  20. Foster

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    He's not joking. Three years ago, I had surgery to correct a hydrocele, a leak in my abdominal wall that let fluid collect in the right side of my sack. It was the size of an orange when I went in for surgery. And for insurance purposes, the doc had to put an X on Righty with a Sharpie to indicate which one to cut open. I made sure to tell him Lefty was fine. And I signed a release disclosing what the problem was.

    In short, everything but dipping my sack in ink and taking prints was required. But it turned out fine (I still have both) and I hope the same for you.

    Just don't grow giant bitch tits like Meat Loaf in Fight Club. :D 
     

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