Hasbro to fans/collectors

Discussion in 'Transformers Toy Discussion' started by Alucard77, Jan 27, 2012.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Alucard77

    Alucard77 Kaon Gladiator Champion

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2010
    Posts:
    17,634
    News Credits:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    242
    Likes:
    +14
    Dear Fans,

    We are tired of you calling us Hasblow. Because of this, we have decided to show you how good we could design toys by designing the Prime FE line.

    Now, since you kept calling us Hasblow, we decided to not give you the First Edition line. Instead we decided to add electronics and less paint and release to you our RiD line.

    So next time you call us Hasblow, just remember this. Just wait till you see what we did Bulkhead. Hahahahahah, it makes us laugh just thinking about it.

    We also like to thank the Canadians for their Maple Syrup and Celione Dion records. Viva la Canada.

    Screw you US. Enjoy the RiD line.

    Sincerely yours,
    Hasbro.

    PS: Yeah, come get some! What!

    BTW, for those who missed it, this post is intended as comic relief.
     
  2. bignick1693

    bignick1693 Maximal

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2010
    Posts:
    9,191
    News Credits:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    227
    Likes:
    +193
    Lol.
     
  3. Cool Hand Lube

    Cool Hand Lube Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2008
    Posts:
    1,559
    News Credits:
    3
    Trophy Points:
    142
    Likes:
    +6
    Wow. This line (admittedly, a debacle) has brought fanboy whinyness to whole new level.
     
  4. Megatron1

    Megatron1 Decepticon LEADER

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2012
    Posts:
    473
    Trophy Points:
    76
    Likes:
    +0
    Wait, is this real?
     
  5. Cool Hand Lube

    Cool Hand Lube Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2008
    Posts:
    1,559
    News Credits:
    3
    Trophy Points:
    142
    Likes:
    +6
    Of course it is, kid-who-thinks-he's-a-toy!
     
  6. Steevy Maximus

    Steevy Maximus Old School Snarkster

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2003
    Posts:
    2,629
    News Credits:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    202
    Likes:
    +4
    You forgot to mention they did so while moving the HUGE PILE OF CASH the "crappy movie toys" made them.
     
  7. Sludge

    Sludge Forged to Fight username: Roybot

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2002
    Posts:
    3,116
    News Credits:
    3
    Trophy Points:
    207
    Likes:
    +33
    Dear Hasblow,

    Because of your FE debacle I have decided to spend the money I would have spent on Prime toys and buy a 3rd party combiner! Peace bitches!

    -NC Bulkhead
     
  8. Alucard77

    Alucard77 Kaon Gladiator Champion

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2010
    Posts:
    17,634
    News Credits:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    242
    Likes:
    +14
    Dear Fan,

    Just for this, we are taking away the current Terracon design and adding christmas lights to it. In addition, lets just call it Terrakibble.

    Keep it up!

    Sincerly yours,
    Hasbro.
     
  9. Sludge

    Sludge Forged to Fight username: Roybot

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2002
    Posts:
    3,116
    News Credits:
    3
    Trophy Points:
    207
    Likes:
    +33
    LMAO! :lolol 
     
  10. Robogeek28

    Robogeek28 Who're you calling a geek?

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2002
    Posts:
    31,902
    News Credits:
    13
    Trophy Points:
    412
    Location:
    Rotterdam NY
    Likes:
    +5,378
    I actually like that idea, I've got almost the right amount needed for Devy that I was planning on using on TF Prime stuff.
     
  11. MagnusPrimal

    MagnusPrimal Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 27, 2003
    Posts:
    4,972
    Trophy Points:
    237
    Likes:
    +163
    Dear Hasbro,
    There are other things to spend my money on.
    Keep it up.
     
  12. Autobot Burnout

    Autobot Burnout Hammer of the Gunplas

    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2008
    Posts:
    28,171
    Trophy Points:
    357
    Location:
    Moxxi's Bar
    Likes:
    +1,788
    Dear Hasbro,

    Stop dicking around and forgetting to mention critical details like the FE having been TRU exclusive the whole damn time until the mainline is popping up in stores.

    And why the hell do you still make Celestia PINK? She's clearly a pearly white on the show. Please rectify this.

    Thank you.
     
  13. Ceric Neesh

    Ceric Neesh Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2010
    Posts:
    900
    News Credits:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    117
    Likes:
    +11
    In any other situation, I'd say people need to get over it and quit whining. But Hasbro has seriously dropped the ball on every aspect of the First Edition line here, and then they went and essentially screwed over everyone who was having to resort to ordering online (Which is something many people wouldn't normally do) because of how badly the line had been distributed. I'm one of those people who got completely screwed over, and this is the first time I've ever felt legitimately screwed by Hasbro, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. I'm actually not sure I'm going to pick up some of the other Prime figures I wanted at this point, as this experience has left something of a foul taste in my mouth right now.
     
  14. Alucard77

    Alucard77 Kaon Gladiator Champion

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2010
    Posts:
    17,634
    News Credits:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    242
    Likes:
    +14
    Botcon should be fun!!!
    Yay!
     
  15. Nachtsider

    Nachtsider Banned

    Joined:
    May 10, 2008
    Posts:
    12,543
    News Credits:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    201
    Likes:
    +11
    Captain, I am detecting large amounts of butthurt in this sector.
     
  16. Megabattimus

    Megabattimus Same As It Ever Was

    Joined:
    May 30, 2011
    Posts:
    4,751
    News Credits:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    197
    Location:
    Victoria, Australia
    Likes:
    +53
    I swear, Hasbro is trying to kill Prime.
     
  17. Deceptichage

    Deceptichage Decepticon Land Pirate

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2006
    Posts:
    2,606
    News Credits:
    5
    Trophy Points:
    186
    Likes:
    +10
    Hopefully they preordered a lot of cheese.
     
  18. Alucard77

    Alucard77 Kaon Gladiator Champion

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2010
    Posts:
    17,634
    News Credits:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    242
    Likes:
    +14
    Yes... the buthurt... seems reasonable.... some how. Now get me an alien to bang Scotty.
     
  19. MagnusPrimal

    MagnusPrimal Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 27, 2003
    Posts:
    4,972
    Trophy Points:
    237
    Likes:
    +163
    So, in your opinion, is it ever ok to complain about anything related to Hasbro or toys? Or is it always going to be considered "whining" or "fanboy rage?"
    Just curious.
    If I misunderstood your post, apologies in advance. But I'm getting annoyed with the posters who are mocking the people that are bothered by this. Cause it looks to me like Hasbro screwed up.
     
  20. Kuma Style

    Kuma Style Toy Photography TFW2005 Supporter

    Joined:
    Dec 6, 2010
    Posts:
    24,505
    News Credits:
    13
    Trophy Points:
    387
    Likes:
    +3,100
    Ebay:
    Facebook:
    Twitter:
    Instagram:
    Flickr:
    YouTube:
    Pinterest:
    Same.

    And, it's funny, because I have every FE Prime toy. Why? Friends.

    Sounds like someone needs to use this public forum as a way to build friendships and bridges rather than a "Hasblow and online retailers hate me!" blog.

    And this isn't being sarcastic. If you know off the bat that something is limited in your area, then it's as simple as asking around.

    Hasbro does not decide the distribution of toys. The retailers are the ones who place the orders and their logistics teams decide the distribution. How this very real and very simple aspect of retail is beyond so many people is beyond me.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page