Happy Holidays from the CHAOS BRINGER

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  1. Sage

    Sage The ZetaConvoy

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    Wrote this a while ago and keep forgetting to post it.
    Don't know if this is the right place for it, but I hope it gets a laugh...


    *** ** * ** *** ** * ** ***

    T'was the night before Christmas,
    when all through the house,
    not a creature was stirring
    because Unicron came and f@#%ing obliterated everything.

    Every last chunk
    was eaten with care,
    in hopes of power
    with none to compare.

    All lifeforms were gobbled,
    chomped, and digested,
    while visions of OBLIVION
    danced in his head.

    And mamma in her kerchief,
    and some dude in a cap,
    had just settled down
    for a long winter's nap.
    When out on the lawn
    there arose such a clatter,
    he sprang from his bed,
    ...and was absorbed with the rest of the f@#%ing planet.

    Away through the window
    he flew like a flash,
    Crashed through the shutters
    and blew up the sash.

    The moon on the breast
    of the new-fallen snow
    was the first thing to be f@#%ing devoured
    and now everybody was screwed.

    When, what to all wondering eyes should appear,
    but a ginormous, weird-lookin' planet that f@#%ing ate EVERYTHING.

    Yeah, so be glad it wasn't you ...yet.
    Happy Holidays.

    *** ** * ** *** ** * ** ***

    :confused2 
     
  2. Adonis

    Adonis huh

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    cool
     
  3. Backscatter

    Backscatter Autobot Brainmaster TFW2005 Supporter

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    What no Optimus Prime with a Matrix? Oh well! Merry Christmas or whatever ya'll celebrate!
     
  4. Adonis

    Adonis huh

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    i gets christmas
     
  5. AutobotSDG

    AutobotSDG Well-Known Member

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    that was funny, good job
     
  6. Switchblade

    Switchblade Just a raggedy man

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    Wrong Prime. ;) 

    And yes, very funny parody.
     
  7. Orodruin

    Orodruin @deathformer TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lol 

    Nice job.
     
  8. Primus_feather

    Primus_feather Well-Known Member

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    Raotfl!!!
     
  9. GALVATOM

    GALVATOM Well-Known Member

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    Heheheh, if i get a carol singer singing that, i will reward them.
     
  10. Rumble02

    Rumble02 Radicon of Obliticons

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    THat rocks hard core
     
  11. Backscatter

    Backscatter Autobot Brainmaster TFW2005 Supporter

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    Nope! Was speaking comics, not Movie! No Rodimus!! :lol 
     

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