WTH? It's the Year of the Pig. A Boar is a mutant pig on steroids. It's good to start off the New Year by annoying Razerwire.
Boar is manly... me kill boar, roast over fire, and then put out fire by peeing on it because me manly man.
Imagine if the politically correct people got a hold of new year? We'd have "this particular yet equally important and significant revolution around the sun represented by a gender non-specific organism of indeterminant species" Year of the Gender Non-Specific Extinguisher of Combustable Hydrocarbons In a State of Plasma
Kung Hey Fat Choi Don't clean your house or wash your hair today... And start passing out the red envelopes!
Pig or Boar, they still wind up as part of sum bao fun! Or Bacon. Or Spam. Mmmmm. Hehe, just kidding, I welcome the year of the oink oink. Gong xi fat chai, shing nien kwei le!
[Zeltar]Nyack! It warms my vascular pressurization chamber to hear that you have begun to adopt our ways Earthling! I permit you to consume mass quantities from my sustenance stores, and may you enter into a constant state of elation in the coming orbit!"[/Zeltar]