or as he's more commonly known, the dreaded BORIO!!! This super human space marine was born ORIO the cookie man way back in 1811. Being the time traveling piece of crap he is, he's messed with the space time continuum and ruined it forever. He tends to punch kittens and Scotsman, because he fears they may have more back hair than he. Despite lying about his age (cuz he looks way older than 31) BORIO tends to attract female goats quite often, sometimes to the detriment of the goating community. Perpetually late for events, BORIO thinks time revolves around him. Everyone else thinks he's an ass. He also likes chocolate milk. Happy birthday buddy!