Naked. Or have a clear suit as invisible woman.

 

THIS!!

Seriously, I find the "sexy ________" costumes to be pointless, a waste of space, as well as pants-on-head ******ed. I make fun of girls who are wearing those things. Either do something awesome (this is open ended, but the Sexy ____ costumes are not in there) or something scary or don't waste your time.

Now for some advice:

The Badman movie is really big this year. Given that the Joker is the villain in that movie and OP is female, I would suggest that the perfect "Awesome" costume this year would be a well made and believable version of Batman villain and the Joker's love interest Harley Quinn.

Now go forth and get yourself looking awesome this Halloween!

 

I don't think, Beachbabe, that being a Transformer can be sexy, unless you want to be creative with the costume. Having said that I do think you should go with something that's a bit wild and unexpected so people will get a surprise when they see you.  

 

Go as skimpy Poison Ivy. Use minimal leaves.

 

you MOTHER F**KIN FAIL!!!!!!

YOU ARE NOW BANISHED FROM THIS PARABULA OF AWESOMENESS!!!!!

go collect your things and get OUT!!!!!!!!!!!  

 

Holyshit!!!! Spell check has failed me!!!!  

Well, yes. My point about Batman still stands. Poison Ivy would also be an acceptable costume choice, but it would not be nearly as cool.

 

  i knew your point but i had to point that out...and also you are not allowed to fix that  

 

Nick's Commercials: Girls's Costume Warehouse - CollegeHumor video

Lance's point in video form


Go as the one sober girl at the party who isn't dressed as a walking stereotype of slutty sorority girls across america.

Or Barbarella: Queen of the Universe..... That's hella hawt

EDIT: Also is Beachbabe confirmed as not having a wiener , or is the verdict still out?

 

This is Bumblebabe not beachbabe!

Beachbabe is 100% wiener.

 

oh my apologies then miss babe.... I needs to reed  

And to think we share the same screenname surname

i am sooo embarassed, like totally, OMG. lol

 

LMAO!!!
"Sexy sexy....and frog"

Personally I like the Harley Quinn suggestion.

 

WAIT!

You should go as....

The girl who does 10 Jager Bombs at MY halloween party! It's a real easy costume to put together.... Basically you show up at my party and then you do Jager Bombs all night and dance and carry on and stuff....

We could do a group costume maybe? I could go as the guy making the Jager Bombs! And other people could go as "the other people at the party'!

YAY! i love halloween  

 

And I'm sure that really hurts their feelings.

Everyone who is trying to talk girls out of dressing like whores for Halloween hates America and is helping teh terrorists.

 

It's funny, when I was in college, girls never needed an excuse like Halloween to dress like sluts or in costumes.


Good times.

 

They still don't.

Halloween basically gives each woman tribal immunity. They can't be voted off Classy Island and cast into the Seven Sea of Sluts.

Y'know, in some circles, Ms. Quinn is considered sexy too. Just in a sociopathic, "want to kill you" kind of way.

 

This. Harley Quinn > Ivy.

 

No. Bad! *thwaps with newspaper*

Wait, when was this confirmed? Is this the reason she stopped her three topics-a-day kick?  

I couldn't think of a better way to go out smiling...

Fix'd! Canonically implied lesbians rock!

As for the costume, I say go for sexy Transformer. There's gonna be a ton of chicks doing the batman villain thing, and Pheonix while hot, is also kinda boring. But a chick dressed like a TF is always awesome!

 

Wise words:

That said...if any of the ladies (or gents) here are dead set on dressing like a slut, invest in some good stuff. The benefit here is that it's stuff you can use year-round!

 

This about made me piss myself.

But I'd say Sexy Ghostbuster and covered in Ecto Plasm. And yes I mean Ecto Plasm the green stuff that came with the action figures and not anything else for those with the dirty minds.