Hair vs. Hair match

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  1. soundwave47

    soundwave47 Remember Me?

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    well at wrestlemania 23 it'll be Vince McMahon's umaga vs Donald Trump's
    bobby lashly,the loser gets their head shaved bald

    which billionare would you rather see bald?

    Vince McMahon's umaga
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    VS.

    Donald trump's Bobby Lashly
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  2. RandomFerret

    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    Trump's not really putting that much on the line. That combover of his is in about as much danger from a strong breeze as from Umaga.
     
  3. wavelength

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    thats stupiud, both the idea of wrestling in the first place and the fact that one is already bald
     
  4. polymorphic

    polymorphic Bumblebee tuna!

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    It will be a successful publicity stunt to get more vidiots to watch Trump's fake reality show and maybe get others to watch fake wrestling... all so they can flood more couch potatoes' eyeballs with commercials of real products.:drunk 
     
  5. agravlin

    agravlin Bearer of Reason

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    I was hoping that this would be a link to a YouTube clip of the Dexter's Lab scene where Val Hallen uses his crazy rocker hair to fight that evil mastermind who fights with his sword beard.

    Oh well...
     
  6. MegaPrime33

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    Since we all know wrestling is fixed, and we know that Trump's hair is a bit of his trademark, i say Vince gets the cut.
     
  7. Tenebrouser

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    I guess I've been away for too long.

    I've never heard of Lashly. But from the looks of that picture, 'roids have sure heard of him.
     
  8. DevilzFan

    DevilzFan CobraIsland.com Veteran

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    I'd be willing to bet my entire life savings that 'The Donald' doesn't lose his "hair".

    Never heard of the fugly dude in the first picture or the roided up dude in the 2nd either. Wrestling sure has changed since I watched it back in the 80's as a kid.

    They should bring back Hulk Hogan's Rock n Wrestling.
     
  9. Blunticon

    Blunticon The Oddjob

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    Its Trump or Vince who gets their head shaved. I think trump is going to lose.
     
  10. TheJacker

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    the first guy umaga used to be known as jamal from 3 minute warning, or just jamal and rosey. lashly digsthe roids. donald isnt going to give wwe publicity then get his head shaved. vince will be bald
     
  11. PakiroVah

    PakiroVah Hasbro's Slave

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    I thought the sword-beard guy is from when Dexter grew a beard and fought with Action Hank.
     
  12. Vector Sigma

    Vector Sigma <b><i><font color=FFFF00>Crazy Colon Burner!!!!</b Veteran

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    I had an incredibly dark thought when i first heard of this. And i've had just enough liquer to share it with you.

    What if one of them requires chemo? The hair loss is expected (yes i realise not always), and so this would be a kinda cover.

    Sick, I know. Just throwing my madness out there...
     
  13. Greyryder

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    I expect some weirdness to go on before the match, preventing the hair match. I just think they'll find some way to keep either one from having to shave their head.
     
  14. Laquah

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    The only thing that could really make the result interesting is if McMahon interrupts the match and calls for the bell(for some reason or another) - forcing Lashly's loss

    ala - Bret Hart
     
  15. rawl316

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    I think 5dimes.com is actually taking wagers on this. Trump losing his hair is +2500.
     
  16. Optimus-JD

    Optimus-JD Team Laser Explosion!

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    This is probably one of the most stupid things that the WWF....err...WWE has ever come up with. It will end just like anything else like this does. In a draw with no real winner and no head shaved. Of course, at the end they have plenty of money from all the chodes buying tickets and PPV.
     

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