Guy loses his manhood in his sleep

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Starscream600, Aug 4, 2012.

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  1. DecepticonSpike, Aug 4, 2012
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    Wtf?
     
  2. baggzey23, Aug 4, 2012
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    Looks like hes fei Lin pretty bad in the hospital :p 
     
  3. Sideways77, Aug 4, 2012
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    Wonder where he's headed next after this dick move.
     
  4. Gingerchris, Aug 4, 2012
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    This story totally flies in the face of the accepted wisdom of 'Use it or lose it'.
     
  5. Eric, Aug 4, 2012
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    Now the poor sod will never get ahead in life.
     
  6. Rayzilla Prime, Aug 4, 2012
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    Wow. I knew the economy was bad, but so bad you have to steal a guy's dick? And for what purpose, might I ask? Do penises go for a ton of money on the black market these days?

    If so, then I should just steal Tom Cruise and sell him. :) 

     
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  7. Eric, Aug 4, 2012
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    HA! Good luck. :lol 
     
  8. Bountyan, Aug 4, 2012
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    The puns in this thread are hilarious
     
  9. An Army of Bees, Aug 4, 2012
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  10. Starfire22, Aug 4, 2012
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    For some reason, I'm reminded of the movie teeth. (At least I think it's called that)
     
  11. Sideways77, Aug 4, 2012
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    Don't dick around, man!
     
  12. moreprimeland, Aug 4, 2012
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    SS600....just where the heck do you keep finding these weird stories...and why do you look for them???? j/k

    This one is sad...dude didn't deserve that, I hope.

    Jealousy is a bad thing...in China.
     
  13. General Magnus, Aug 4, 2012
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    How come he did not died of blood loss?
     
  14. moreprimeland, Aug 4, 2012
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    It was such a tiny cut...hardly any blood loss. :D 
     
  15. Meta777, Aug 4, 2012
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    Oooooh, tiny cut. That's cruel, primeland, very cruel :lol 
     
  16. moreprimeland, Aug 4, 2012
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    moreprimeland Optimus told me to do it!

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    I know, my bad. :D 
     
  17. Spiderus Prime, Aug 4, 2012
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    Good thing that you are a woman.
     
  18. UltraAlanMagnus, Aug 4, 2012
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    :lolol 

    Didnt this like happen back in 1993?
     
  19. TrueNomadSkies, Aug 4, 2012
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    Maybe, but that's probably when he lost his virginity, making this the long awaited sequel I guess.
     
  20. moreprimeland, Aug 4, 2012
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    Yep, it's a good thing.

    Especially if you sleep in China....well, based on this headline anyway.


    :D 
     
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