Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by eyeballkid, Feb 11, 2010.
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer in Cooking
So what were you Googling to find this?
and in the future could you just think for a few minutes and simply NOT share stuff like this..
I live my life on a need to know basis and this is something I do not need to know..
A friend of mine is joining the Navy.
either you can't spell or you are making a very bad joke..
Sperm in food? On purpose? I think I just lost my appetite.
Honey, I'm going out to the sex shop to pick up a few items to help make dinner!
High in protein.
And available in a handy, pump-action applicator.
I wonder if it matters if the guy had a vasectomy?
This reminds me of a certain joke.
A woman was seeing the doctor for her annual checkup when she thought to ask: "Doctor, are there a lot of calories in semen?" The doctor looked her square in the eye and said: "Lady, if you swallow, no one will care how fat you are."
No. The actual sperm cell content by volume of semen is very small. Less than 5% or so, I believe.
And I'm sorry, but this: looks like someone just jerked off on some stacked-up rigatoni.
Also, quantity is an issue. Your average ejaculation will normally contain no more than about 2 teaspoons of fluid, all told. Hardly enough to do much with, considering it's high in water content and much of it will boil away when cooked.
Put some water in a large pan (crockpot preferred)and throw a slab of roast in it. (with a bunch of potatoes) Slow roast/boil until half way cooked & juicy
Then slam it on the grill and let it smoke for awhile on some foil.
use some cedar chips to put more flavor in the smoke
You'll be awesome becasue it's winter and they're eating bbq.
Someone is either trying to change the topic of the thread or didn't read what the thread is really about...
I bet the annoying inlaws would love this
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Come dine with me'.
Then crack one off into the pan and bring to the boil.
Serve with a side of tissues.
I am not even going to read that. And just in case you all don't know, I'd like to share that Semen tastes disgusting. Tastes like warm wet gooey seaweed juice. Why would anyone want to use it in a recipe? Geezuz, the stuff is so nasty.
Ive actually tried real seaweed juice. but now i wish i didn't.
you've created a foul image in my head and a foul taste in my OH GAAAHH NAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOHH!!!!!!!!
oh, well ...then...
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