Guess Who's Writing An Autobiography

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  1. Waverider

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    *sigh*

    Kid doesn't even sound like his balls've dropped and he is writing an autobiography? The fuck.
     
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    Its a perfect business idea. Millions of girls will buy anything about him, why not sell an autobiography too.

    Yes its too early but I wish I could sell a book about my short life and make a shit load of cash from it.
     
  5. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    I bet its a popup book
     
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    I had no idea who that was when I clicked on the news story. I still pretty much don't. I like it that way.
     
  7. Lob-Lob

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    All I can say is lol.
     
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    the first few years of that autobiography is gonna be mightily dull, i cant imagine him doing anything overly exciting in his toddler years. i wonder if he will cover his poor home schooling? i wonder if he has figured out what german is yet.
     
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    Is it good or bad that I pay so little attention to pop culture that I still have absolutely no idea who and/or what "Justin Bieber" is supposed to be? All I've managed to pick up is that he has something to do with music and people on the internet are butthurt about his very existence for some reason. I could look him up on wikipedia or google him, I guess, but that seems too much effort for someone who likely won't be relevant at all in six months.
     
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    C'mon guys, cut the kid a break. He's on 14:45, if he's got that much time left, so he's got to get the book out while he can.
     
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    Ooookay.
     
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    In ten years when he's all washed up, depressed, and drugged out snorting coke off some guy's shaft, you're gonna feel bad for criticizing him. Well, maybe not...
     
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    Material for the follow-up book. :p 
     
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    1) I'm impressed he can write.
    2) I bet the book-on-tape version is narrated by either Betty White or Morgan Freeman. That's the only way marketing people can cancel out the fail.
     
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    He needs to write a memoir now so he can clear out his brain for the next 16 years, one can only retain so much information in the brain of these constructed pop stars don't you know?
     
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    I hope it is, I love those books.

    When the picture like, pops up, it's amazing.

    So bought.
     
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    I don't understand what is so good about his music. I guess I am old school metal head I guess.
     
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    I point to the fact that UK "glamour" model Jordan has written about 5 autobiographies to show what a worthless pile of shit a great number of the genre are.
     
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    It's a testament to her skill that she could hold a crayon for that long.
     

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