i was taking care of some puppies and as i started to stand up, i heard a rip......lets just say there is a nice hole in the crotch area of my pants   and these were my last pair of pants too (my pants mysteriously disappear)

 

I was going to come in and congratulate you on your first big-boy pee, but alas.

 

Let 'er rip

Did you get that picture from som Spongebob porn site? it looks so wrong.

 

that was actually in the show.....sadly....

 

I too assumed he'd gone pee pee standing up. He's a man too, you know!

 

when you say "taking care of some puppys" do you mean that or do you mean they have been "taken care of"?

 

i mean i was feeding and petting them lol no i didn't rub them out

 

Did you rub one out? Y'know, with all that hot animal action going on... fap fap fap.

 

no, no i didn't   i rubbed out two   jk jk

 

I've had that happen to my boxer shorts but never my pants.................it's weird that my pants also mysteriosly dissapear.

 

What were you doing to those puppies?

 

Uh-huh. Does this "disappearing" happen in public places?

 

I was going to say peeing standing up as well but the first post didn't really give us a chance to guess when you launch right into what you did.

 

My pants don't dissapear in public It's just At home I'm seeing more and more shorts in my closet but not pants.

 

Dude, you REALLY need to stop saying stuff that so easily sounds perverted.  

 

very misleading title,..............I was expecting something dirtier

 

Who pees standing up? Weirdos.

 

I read what you said, and your sig pic was my rebuttal.

 

Are you going to sew them up?

 

I thought this was about standing up to pee as well XD