guess what i just did standing up....

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  1. guard convoy

    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    i was taking care of some puppies and as i started to stand up, i heard a rip......lets just say there is a nice hole in the crotch area of my pants :lolol  and these were my last pair of pants too (my pants mysteriously disappear)
     
  2. Jarodimus

    Jarodimus the guy with that scan Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    I was going to come in and congratulate you on your first big-boy pee, but alas.


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  3. Darkwing48

    Darkwing48 Heroic Decepticon

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    Let 'er rip

    Did you get that picture from som Spongebob porn site? it looks so wrong.
     
  4. guard convoy

    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    that was actually in the show.....sadly....
     
  5. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I too assumed he'd gone pee pee standing up. He's a man too, you know!
     
  6. Blitz.

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    when you say "taking care of some puppys" do you mean that or do you mean they have been "taken care of"?
     
  7. guard convoy

    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    i mean i was feeding and petting them lol no i didn't rub them out
     
  8. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Did you rub one out? Y'know, with all that hot animal action going on... fap fap fap.
     
  9. guard convoy

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    no, no i didn't :lol  i rubbed out two :lolol  jk jk
     
  10. Ace Convoy

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    I've had that happen to my boxer shorts but never my pants.................it's weird that my pants also mysteriosly dissapear.
     
  11. megatronkicksas

    megatronkicksas Well-Known Member

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    What were you doing to those puppies?
     
  12. Jarodimus

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    Uh-huh. Does this "disappearing" happen in public places?
     
  13. Boardwise

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    I was going to say peeing standing up as well but the first post didn't really give us a chance to guess when you launch right into what you did.
     
  14. Ace Convoy

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    My pants don't dissapear in public It's just At home I'm seeing more and more shorts in my closet but not pants.
     
  15. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Dude, you REALLY need to stop saying stuff that so easily sounds perverted. :D 
     
  16. MrSoundwaveGuy

    MrSoundwaveGuy I've made a huge mistake

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    very misleading title,..............I was expecting something dirtier
     
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    Who pees standing up? Weirdos.
     
  18. Toxicon

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    I read what you said, and your sig pic was my rebuttal.
     
  19. Team Jetfire

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    Are you going to sew them up?
     
  20. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    I thought this was about standing up to pee as well XD
     

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