Just about anything by Regean. Mussolini, actually, had some good ones. the Office wasn't playin. Anything Hemingway said when he was drunk and chasing imaginary German subs off the coast of key west while shooting the water with a machine gun has to be pure gold. And without getting political, Obama does write some of his own stuff, but he does rely on speech writers for most of his speeches - including his inaugaration speech.