Greatest Phantom Menace review ever

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  1. rattrap007

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    This is one of the funniest reviews I have ever listened to. This guy goes into massive depth of WHY Phantom menace sucks ass. No simple "The character was annoying." Or "it was poorly written..". No he goes into point by point and dissects the movie.

    part 1 of 7
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    also check the guys other stuff. He's got great reviews of Avatar (only 20 min) and all 4 of the TNG Star Trek films. Good stuff...

    Coming soon.. Clone wars!!
     
  2. smkspy

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    Most annoying voice ever. He sounded like Napoleon Dynamite as a 30 yr old. Seriously, I had to stop listening after a minute.
     
  3. G1Wheeljack

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    Yeah, I saw his Avatar review in the Avatar thread & saw this on his list. Didn't agree with 100% of it, but it's pretty funny
     
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    Quoted for fact.
     
  5. shibamura_prime

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    Ladies and gentlemen, the review ten years in the making. I hope it was worth it.

    This is what sucks about youtube. Every feelm geek wants to be the next Nostalgia Critic.
     
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    best part of this film, only part that makes the film worth watching is the darth maul vs obi-wan and qui-gon.

    rest of the film, was pretty "meh"

    but i did like padme more in movie one then i did in movie 2, and especially more then i liked her in movie 3 :lol 
     
  7. rattrap007

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    I like the voice. It is an act people
     
  8. AniProwl

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    Is this guy supposed to Gene Shalub (that one critic who guest starred in an Spongebob episode)?

    I'm sorry but I'll wait til NC reviews Menace. Of course he's got better material to work with. So, yeah...
     
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    It's still annoying.
     
  10. Razorclaw

    Razorclaw Are ya gonna draw pistols

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    This guy is awesome. And the basement scene in the second part is pure EPIC WIN!!
     
  11. rattrap007

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    Glad someone else appreciates this stuff..

    "Email me i'll send ya some pizza rolls.."

    "What is wrong with your face?" :lol 
     
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    Razorclaw Are ya gonna draw pistols

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    The "pizza" shtick had me loling as well.

    Oh, and the goongas/Gungans bit had me rofling.
     
  13. Kickback

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    Dude. That review was lame and pathetic. How could anyone sit through that and find it funny? The only thing worse than reviewing a shitty movie is trying to be a copycat with your own funny review.
     
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    I thought you liked Nostalgia Critic, Kickback.
     
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    I liked the Phantom Menace. Not that I mind poking some fun at it, but whoever's doing that needs to actually be funny, not annoying.
     
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    Funny stuff, and he made some painfully obvious points of aspects I didnt consider because really, who gives a damn?
     
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    I do.

    But this is horrible. I watched the first part and turned it off before it was over with. It's a blatant and poorly done attempt at trying to do exactly what Nostalgia Critic does. Only with 3rd grade humor and a voice made purposely annoying to try and add to the effect of this poor attempt at comedy - a mixture of Napoleon Dynamite and The Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.

    I'm a fan of good humor - this was neither good, or humorous.
     
  18. Sage o' G-fruit

    Sage o' G-fruit Critics gonna critique

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    Laughed once, couldn't stand the rest of it, turned it off.

    Going to watch some funnier reviewer instead.
     
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    ^ I had the same expression as I watched this shitty review.
     
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    What the hell? It's like watching a shitty documentary about why you shouldn't eat poop narrated by someone with a turd in his mouth.
     

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