Grab the Shard Game!

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  1. Prime Jetscream

    Prime Jetscream The Ultimate Golden Gamer

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    This is a parody of another game I found on another board, so I thought I'd post it here, since my version is TF-related, otherwise I'd post it in the General Discussion forum.

    Anyway, the game goes like this:

    Etc. You get the point.


    I take the shard to the Earth's core.
     
  2. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    I shove earth into the event horizon of a black hole, scattering its very subatomic particles across the mass singularity and making it so no-one can ever get it under any circumstances ever. EVER.
     
  3. MPrime10

    MPrime10 Boomsticks.

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    ^I have Ironhide come and scan Chuck Norris.
    He transforms into Chuck Norris and he recovers it.
    He then transforms back to Ironhide, takes the shard to have it eaten by Devastator.
     
  4. GFH

    GFH The G Squad

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    I use a Mudflap to force Devastator to purge himself, then hide the shard in Prime's size 114 Khakis.

    Which, of course, he's wearing.
     
  5. soundwaverulls

    soundwaverulls Well-Known Member

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    I distract Prime with a shiny face then have Megatron stab him in the back and have wheelie take the shard from Primes pants. I hide it NEST food but no one, not even me, knows who got it in there food.
     
  6. Fisitronus

    Fisitronus Wrecker

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    I get the evil doctor bot from ROTF and fish out the shard and take it to Cybertron and hide it a certain scientist's lab.
     
  7. DecepticonSpike

    DecepticonSpike Member of the Scrappy Doo Fan Club

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    I send Springer to that lab, and he gives the shard to Arcee, who hides in in a temporal distortion field .000001 seconds in the future.
     
  8. soundwaverulls

    soundwaverulls Well-Known Member

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    I transwarp there in the Dark Syde and give it to TFP Arcee in a box that can only be opened by saying Arcee is an ugly mass shifter.
     
  9. mrgalvaprime

    mrgalvaprime #BanTJ

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    I go back in time and take it out of the box a split second efore it is opened and feed it to a sharkiticon forcing it to mutate into what can only be described as a robotic chimera
     
  10. AngryChad

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    I enlist the help of Jhiaxus to see if we can extract the shard from the robotic chimera. Instead, we accidentally turn the shard into another insane female Cybertronian and name her Elita One, who Optimus Prime falls in love with and will defend to the death.
     
  11. Autobot Burnout

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    I seriously wound Optimus Prime (ridiculously easy to do, just see TFTM), use (insert random plot McGuffin here) to turn the shard back into itself, and then I tape it to a piece of useless legislation, causing it to be forever lost in the files of the U.S. Government.
     
  12. John_Force

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    I sent Rick Perry or Stephen Colbert into the Bowls of the U.S Government to retrieve said shard and I bury it in the tomb of the Unkown Soldier.
     
  13. MPrime10

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    Que and Ratchet realize that the unknown soldier is actually Jolt (stupid 10 second scren appearances.) They go to his tomb, get the shard, and put in a room guarded by cosmic rust blasters.
     
  14. GFH

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    I'm human and I've got a tetanus shot, so I walk in a grab the shard. Then bake it in a cupcake and serve it to Pinkie Pie.
     
  15. soundwaverulls

    soundwaverulls Well-Known Member

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    I use an Ipod to listen to music I like in order to block out her singing attack. Then I get Lord Chumley to shoot her with a rifle and cut her open with a large knife. I use it to resurrect Movie Prime. (as I got Megatron to kill him earlier) If it is removed, Prime will die. I doubt he'd like that.

    I also chop off the ponies head and put it on a plaque on my wall.:ev: 
     
  16. daitarn red

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    primus will beat unircon
     
  17. LacksAFace

    LacksAFace Devastator's Balls

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    But Primus then realised Unicron was a fake so he went and took the shard out of Optimus Prime and gave it to Erector making him more erect than ever and giving him the name Erectorus Prime.
     
  18. GFH

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    I dumb a bucket of ice on Erectorus and take the shard. I give it to a tentacle monster that has definitely seen enough hentai to know where this is going. ;) 
     
  19. Fisitronus

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    I get wheeljack to warp me back in time and get the shard before it reaches the tentacle mosta and warp back into the future and feed it to steeljaw as it runs into a ravine.
     
  20. MPrime10

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    I make Wheelie tickle Steeljaw's tailpipe, Steeljaw poops the shard, I eat it. :p 
     

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