got shot down today....

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  1. wheeljaxx

    wheeljaxx Banned

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    well, my present GF and i have entered into a WIDE open relationship. she doesn't like labels i guess, and she's not as "kinky" as she wishes she could be for me.... she thinks....i know i know... im keeping this work safe i promise.

    anyway, tonight i met a girl, smoking hot and she approaches ME!! she loves my pics and knows me by reputation, we have a long nice talk, some freaky stuff comes up, and SHE SHOOTS ME DOWN, based solely on the fact that i'm not as strong and commanding a "top" as she wanted. She was hoping i'd be into the more freaky dominating stuff, and closer to what she wanted. Man, just my luck.
     
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  2. QuinJester

    QuinJester T. Bison

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    man up?
     
  3. DMK

    DMK Flame-Haired Raptor

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    Jeez man. Bad enough to get shot down, but shot down like THAT is just... like a double-blow to the ego.

    (I'd love to post some of the one-liner retorts that came to mind for a situation like that, but those are just SO not work-safe :lol  )
     
  4. CdnShockwave

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    Wow, I never saw that one coming. That's like an ego amputation and castration all in one crappy little package.

    Ouch >_<
     
  5. Bumble Prime

    Bumble Prime all the time

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    I feel your pain man..............

    Got shot down once cuz i wouldnt choke a girl to the point of passing out....... She was so well composed and shy and quiet, and then she wants me to choke her?

    I never really got that aspect of play lol But in the long run I think its better to stay on the less "freaky" side of girls. Its fun to dabble, but sometimes it just gets weird lol
     
  6. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Send her my way, I'll punch her in the face and make her call me Jiggzilla.

    That's how I roll...
     
  7. Gnaw

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    WHAT THE FUCK BUMBLE PRIME! You should have called a psychiatrist and get her some help. Psycho. That's the weirdest shit I have ever heard.
     
  8. Bumble Prime

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    Really? That's the weirdest shit you've ever heard?

    Lol anyone remember the St. Paulies Girl from halloween? She damn near bit my lip off...

    That's pretty mild compared to what I have encountered, now that means been around or seen not like became a deal breaker "mid-coitis"

    Some girls like it way too rough, but I connect the dots between that and a history of sexual abuse or just deep seeded psychological problems pretty fast and it ruins any fun I could have......... Cuz im pretty tame...... I just date freaky deeky girls :) 
     
  9. ranoobu

    ranoobu I like fried chicken

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    That sucks

    Girl didn't even give you a chance to learn or try it out. I guess she wanted experience..

    There's other hot girls out there with less of a freaky fetish.
     
  10. Gnaw

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    Freaky girls are fine, but committing manslaughter is not. I try to avoid things that might kill someone. And seeing as how there would be no eyewitnesses to it, I'd be fucked and sent to jail for 30 years.
     
  11. Bumble Prime

    Bumble Prime all the time

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    yeah hence why i didn't choke her.................

    too bad too........ it fizzled after that incident and now shes in louisiana or mississippi or somewhere.......

    she was mad stalkerish but i let it slide for a while on account of the tigo's, better off without her
     
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    Oh fo sho. It's just a warning for everyone else.

    Don't Choke plz.
     
  13. ranoobu

    ranoobu I like fried chicken

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    Choke the chicken, not the girl

    totally agree
     
  14. wheeljaxx

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    yeah, i've seen some weird stuff in my day, but what this girl was asking of me was just way crossed my line. i mean, we were just talking, and BAM! sudden topic change, the freaky stuff comes out and i'm like, "ok, i like shiny black clothes and i have a thing for boots, but i i'm just not into A, B, C, D, E,etc"
    And the blow is that she was going to base the entire potential relationship on the force-fullness of how i would have done A,B,C,D, OR E, not the fact that i'm an awsome guy, and a wicked friend to everyone who knows me, no, i have to be a psyco dominating control freak that would be ok with public displays of her own humiliation....

    yeah. one of the downfalls of doing what i do i guess...
     
  15. Bumble Prime

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    ummmm chokin's bad m'kay lol

    I never understood the S&M type stuff......

    now if you'll excuse me i have to go, * puts leather mask and gag on*

    *muffled* im the gimp tonight :D 
     
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    Charlie, with that coat on you look like a homosexual (boo's & hiss'es from the crowd)

    Points to crowd: Maybe you all are Homosexuals!

    (McBain Rules)
     
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    Hehe you should just have said '..you can't handle my "top"..'
     
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    That's why you should always keep a camera in the bedroom.....
     
  19. Dark_Convoy

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    I was with this one chick who started yelling, "Hurt me!" and "Beat me like a whore!" when we were going at it.

    I left that one alone after that.

    I'm all for people doing their own thing and what not, but some people are just fucked in the head.
     
  20. McBradders

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    Wait, so the correct response would have been to punch her in the mouth, right?
     

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