good jokes

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  1. foxfan352

    foxfan352 Well-Known Member

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    knock knock...
     
  3. DaggersRage

    DaggersRage Autistic bastard.

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    Who's there? :D 

    Edit: Okay, its cheap if I dont contribute some joke.

    A mushroom walks into the bar.

    The bartender says "We dont serve your kind here!"

    The mushroom then says "But why? I'm a fungi (fun guy)"

    *rimshot!*
     
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    So a guy with a frog on his head walks into a bar. He takes a seat and the bartender asks, "How did that get there?"

    The frog says, 'I dunno, it started out as a wart on my ass."
     
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    all the good jokes have been taken sorry *walks off*
     
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    From Baman and Piderman.....
    Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes?
    A:They're all gone!


    Three girls walk into a bar.
    One ducks.
     
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    Who's the coolest guy in a hospital ?

    The Ultrasound guy :lol 
     
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    *Clicks link*

    Oh, son of a... Did I really just fall for that?
     
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    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    What do you call a mummy with a microphone?

    A WRAP star!

    Instant Rimshot
     
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    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

    You can unscrew a lightbulb
     
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    crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

    never hit a guy with glasses... hit him with a baseball bat.

    if 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean 1 ENJOYS it?
     
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    Why did the turkey cross the road?




    To show he wasn't a chicken.
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?






    Because he was suicidal.
     
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    What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

    Santa stopped after three Ho's
     
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    Why did the person post in GD?

    Because they were 15 and home schooled.

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    two fish are sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING?
     
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    A baby seal walks into a club...
     
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    Two budgies are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says "Can you smell fish?"

    Two fish are swimming up a river when they crash into a wall. One says "Dam!"

    Man walks into a bar. "Ouch!"

    A man goes into a bar. As he walks past the fruit machine, it hurls abuse at him. When he gets to the bar, a bowl of peanuts say how good his jacket looks. After ordering his drink the man thinks about this, then talks to the bartender.
    "Excuse me. When I came in the fruit machine insulted me and then the peanuts were really nice to me. What's going on?"
    "Oh, sorry about that, sir," the barman says. "You see the fruit machine is out of order, but the nuts are complimentary."

    A man carrying a set of jump leads and a brain in a jar walks into a bar. He puts the jar on the bar where it tries to order some beer.
    "I'm not serving you," says the barman."
    "Why not?" asks the brain.
    "Because you're already out of your skull and your mate is obviously going to start something."

    Two pieces of tarmac are drinking in a bar when a pink piece of tarmac walks in and orders a Malibu and Coke, easy on the Malibu. The first piece of tarmac is about to start insulting the pink piece when he notices the second piece of tarmac is shaking and trying to keep out of sight.
    "What's the matter with you, ya pansy? Let's go wind up that wimp that just came in."
    "No, don't mess with him. He's a cycle path."
     
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