Golf (pic heavy)

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  1. drippy

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    PART A


    # 10 -- Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    # 9 -- Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    # 8 -- Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    # 7 -- Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

    # 6 -- Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

    # 5 -- Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
    Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    # 4 -- Golfer: "How do you like my game ?"
    Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

    # 3 -- Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
    Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

    # 2 -- Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

    And the # 1 Best Caddy Comment.....

    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."


    PART B

    The Beauty & Philosophy of Golf Even for Most Non-Golfers

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  4. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Hehe, neat stuff.
     
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    Thanks. I thought so too.
     
  6. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Golf is fun! There's a big orange dinosaur at the mini-golf course near where I used to live.
     
  7. drippy

    drippy is a freethinker.

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    There's a green dragon (Bob) that lives at the mini-course by me. He pwns orange dinosaurs.
     
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    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Deefuzz Beard On! Beardmaster! Veteran

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    Bowlers get no love :( 
     
  10. drippy

    drippy is a freethinker.

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    I really like bowling. I was even in a few leagues before I had, erm, responsibilities.
     
  11. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    I took Bowling in college for my PE credit.
     
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    drippy is a freethinker.

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    Heh, the last bowling league I was in, my team name was Average Joes. We finished in second place. Missed out on first place by a point.

    In regards to golf, I plan on getting my son out to the driving range in the near future. He's even got a cut down set of clubs. Should be fun.
     
  13. Deefuzz

    Deefuzz Beard On! Beardmaster! Veteran

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    I've been bowling since I was 13, still bowl on a Tuesday night league.

    Last season our team name was Snakes On A Lane this season it is Nabowleon DynOmite
     
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    drippy is a freethinker.

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    Awesome names!
     
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    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    Your local mini-golf is a place of horrors.
     
  16. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Used to love bowling. Our bowling team was called 'Ted Striker'
     
  17. Boardwise

    Boardwise is scary - Sig Killer - M Super Mod

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    Although I have never played golf, I have been to St Andrews plenty of times and it's a nice little town.

    And my dad live near the oldest golf course in the world at Musselburgh
     
  18. drippy

    drippy is a freethinker.

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    Getting tee times at St Andrews are near impossible. Even staying at the hotel there ($500 a night?) doesn't get you a tee time. It's done by lottery and they only allow so many foursomes a day as I recall.
     
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    Boardwise is scary - Sig Killer - M Super Mod

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    No idea, but it is a nice place.
    I really should go there some point with my camera and take pics.
     
  20. TrickyDisco

    TrickyDisco <b><font color=blue>Voted TFW2005's Sexiest Female

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    Brilliant :lol 

    Bowling is my choice of pastime sport as well, although I haven't done nearly enough of it for years now :( 

    and lol @ The caddy jokes ;) 
     

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