http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070530/ap_on_fe_st/odd_gold_tub_stolen So let me get this straight. You have a solid gold bathtub worth 1 million dollars and you don't have any security cameras? I know it's a bathtub, but for fuck's sake, grow a fucking brain. Not only that, but it weighs 176lb. And it was on the 10th floor. And no-one saw ANYTHING? No suspicious looking characters trying to hid a bathtub under their coat? Or complaining about their backs perhaps? Good grief. I call insurance scam on this. That, or ******edness on a massive scale.