Girl suffers from unknown disease known as "Machine Gun Sneezing"

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  1. Tyrannosaur

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    damn. thats tough.
     
  3. Dremare

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    Oh yea, I heard about that. Poor kid.
     
  4. grimlock1972

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    dang, poor kid , must be a serious pain to live with that
     
  5. Dran0n

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    Wow. That sucks Devastator balls. Hope she gets better.
     
  6. Switch625

    Switch625 "Up, up, and away!"

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    It's unknown but there's a name for it? Weird.
     
  7. Tyrannosaur

    Tyrannosaur 100% Sarcastic Saurian

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    Unknown as in "rare" as in "it's barely ever been documented before."
     
  8. blunghole

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    She's handling better than I would.

    ACHOOO! "Kill me" ACHOOO! "Kill me" ACHOOO! "Kill me"
     
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    I heard about that. :(  She lives near me.
     
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    Poor girl,Hope she gets better.
     
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    She should make the best out of a bad situation and train herself to knock stuff over with her sneezes. You know, like archerfish knock things over with the water they spit. It'll be a riot, and she'll be great at parties.
     
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    I hope she gets better!
     
  13. John_Force

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    She could make this work in a way. Be a human beat boxing machine. Keep the beat at a party with her sneezes.JK JK
    Really feel sorry for her.
     
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    Made me smile.


    I know a couple people brought it up already but I have to point out the irony of the phrase 'unknown disease' immediately followed by the word 'known'.
     
  15. Deathnoble

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    Damn.... I thought it was bad that my sneezes were like explosions. I sneeze and I can hear the glass of the windows rattle from the sound waves.......

    Thought I had it rough.
     
  16. Tyrannosaur

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    It's NOW KNOWN as machine gun sneezing. Christ, a little typo and everyone turns into a freaking grammar nazi.
     
  17. Lock Cade

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    "Machine Gun Sneezing"?

    Boy, they sure know how to give names to all of these crazy diseases and whatnot...
     
  18. Omnius

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    No more crazier than the crazyness of 'assburgers'.
     
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  19. Robogeek28

    Robogeek28 Who're you calling a geek?

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    That really sucks, poor kid.:( 
     
  20. alecgates15

    alecgates15 DK is Triple Hitler

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    One person. One person commented on it. Settle down.
     

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