She was like "oh shit what was that!" and ran the wrong way, bonked herself and died Another example why one should never panic. She probably would've drowned in the ocean one day anyway
Trying to jump over a four-story building? She should have been a stunt woman instead of a ghost hunter.
Geez, how do you explain that to her family? "Well... uh... we were hunting ghosts and uh... well... she tried to jump a building..." Damn.
I shouldn't laugh...but it gets worse. She was on a first date with a guy she met on the Internet. And since the local ghost hunters have told police there's no record of hauntings there, the police are calling it a 'death by misadventure'..in other words, a Darwin nominee. Vancouver Sun article Edit: Darn! Its already been submitted! --Moony
From beyond the grave... I'm sure the first ghost she encountered on the other side was him. He probably intangibly teabagged her corpse, threw up the shocker, yelled "PWNED!", then disappeared to do the same thing to some redneck who blew his nuts off with a firecracker.
Having ridden skateboards and BMX bikes, I can tell you that gravity is a harsh mistress. "And brother, she's back in heat."
Well, at the very least it keeps her stupid genes out of the gene pool. Darwin's like the evolutionary poolboy. Every now and then he has to throw some chlorine into the water.
