Germs sent into space COME BACK DEADLIER.

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  1. CheetahDC

    CheetahDC Well-Known Member

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  2. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    I don't want to read the article because I will probably become a germ-phobe and never leave my room again. >_>
     
  3. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP Dry built

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  4. Ra88

    Ra88 Dutchman!

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    Which would be stupid, since you're not even safe IN YOUR OWN ROOM.
     
  5. thoughtcrime

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    lol. THEY'RE ON YOUR SKIN, AND ON YOUR TONGUE.
     
  6. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Noooooo!
     
  7. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    They say they have no idea why the germs became deadlier. Here's my hypothesis:

    In space, there is very little shielding from cosmic rays. Accidentally bombarded by hellish energies, one strain of salmonella gained the ability to stretch itself out to any length. One became invisible to the body's immune system. A third became coated in a mineral-like protein sheath, and the last strain gained the power to set itself on fire at will...
     
  8. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Astro-kooties, EW
     
  9. sharke

    sharke canadian piece of sh*t

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    still safer then symbiotic black ooze
     
  10. wavelength

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    so that explains the super intelligent chimps. he had worms in his brain
     
  11. ShortCircuit

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    Im inn your space, invading your........OH SHUT UP ALREADY 0.0
     
  12. GoblinWhirlwind

    GoblinWhirlwind The Killer Joke

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    How much do you guys want to bet this will result in a zombie apocalypse :( 

    A "mysterious virus" is always the cause

    DAWN OF THE DEAD, HERE WE COME
     
  13. cambaprecoz

    cambaprecoz Well-Known Member

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    ZOMG! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! NOOOOO!

    My eyes bleed! >_<!
     
  14. 138 Scourge

    138 Scourge WE R 138

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    Oh, man. I kinda hope so, to be honest.
     
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    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    To quote from the book of Yankovic...

    Sometimes I really want to be alone
    But that's one state I'm never in
    Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
    Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin

    (Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
    (Germs) But they just come right back
    (Germs) I can't even see 'em, but I know they're up to something
    Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been

    They're all over me
    They're inside of me
    Can't get 'em offa me
    I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
    What do they want from me
    What'll they do to me
    There's no escape for me
    I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria

    Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
    That's when they start their sneak attack
    In the morning I wake up in utter horror
    To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque

    (Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face
    (Germs) And there's more comin' every day
    (Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body
    I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away

    They're all over me
    They're inside of me
    Can't get 'em offa me
    I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
    What do they want from me
    What'll they do to me
    There's no escape for me
    I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria

    They're creepin' around my shorts
    They're under the bathroom sink
    They're ridin' inside my car
    They're swimmin' in my drink
    They're hidin' between my toes
    They're lurkin' in every kiss
    I got 'em way up my nose
    In every orafice
    I'm gonna show them who's boss
    I'm gonna get even yet
    Just gimme some Lysol spray
    Just hand me a moist towelette
    Don't tell me I'm paranoid
    I know that they're after me
    Look under the microscope
    See??

    They're all over me
    They're inside of me
    Can't get 'em offa me
    I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
    What do they want from me
    What'll they do to me
    There's no escape for me
    I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria

    They're all over me
    I can feel 'em all over me
    Over every part of me
    Microscopic bacteria
    I know they're watching me
    They're always watching me
    They're coming after me
    Microscopic bacteria
    Won't somebody help me
    Please somebody help me
    You've got to believe me
    They're out to get me
    They wanna control me
    They wanna destroy me
    They're tryin' to kill me
    It kind of upsets me.

    From 'Running With Scissors.'
     
  16. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    Awesome, I hope the germs turn us into zombies.
     
  17. The Spider

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    WORLD WAR GERMS (Preceded by Planet Germs)
     
  18. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    :lol 
     
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    That's got to be the funniest thing I've read in a while! :lol 
     
  20. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Or not in space, surrounded by space germs.
     

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