German Police Rescues DJ From "Sex Mad" Woman's Home

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  1. Starscream600

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    World News - German police rescue DJ from 'sex mad' woman's home

    That woman's old enough to be your grandma! Lol
     
  2. Dran0n

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    So...

    He's complaining about having repeated sex with a hot cougar?

    Mhm, mhm.
     
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    Yeah, and I realized that I totally need to sig this before I fall asleep.
     
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    You know what I think? I think he had his beer goggles on when he smashed that and wanted out after the goggles came off, but she didn't let him. So he calls the cops. Buyer's remorse.
     
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    ... and then tries to have sex with them.
     
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    I don't even know what we're talking about anymore. :lol 

    In the unlikely event that a man wants to fight off the attention of a sex-crazed female, I would recommend using the nearest cactus or broom handle on her instead of his cock. That'll do the trick pretty quickly, I think.
     
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    Why not. For the sake of this thread, he can totally have a cactus lying around.
     
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    ... the hell are you responding to with this one?
     
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    this board is kids friendly too
     
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    It may be just me, but I don't think a guy can press rape charges if he gets aroused by the woman. Having repeated consensual sex with a woman is a crime? Wow that's news to me. BTW he can just ask for the key, or break down the door. Come on now.
     
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    I misread Nacht`s post, realized what I`d done after the fact, and then just ran with it.
     
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    Yeah....not mine :lol 

    Although, the thought of my 72 year old nanna with a captive sex slave IS amusing......

    We should keep in mind that this guy in the article was still coerced into sexual intercourse against his will, therefore he is still a victim :) 
     
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    Well, I think I`ll need to see pics of both before I can come to any sort of judgment, heh...
     
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    I do have to say that I am impressed that he managed to go for 3 rounds, then 5 rounds!!! Thats 8 rounds of sexual intercourse......consecutively! Is that even possible?
     
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    Yes.

    :D 
     
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    Well, there`s always the Junkion exchange...


    Edit - Yeah, I really need sleep. This is like the 2nd or 3rd time tonight that I`ve replied to a post, only to find it edited, deleted, or be on the wrong page or topic all together.
     
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    Ok, to clarify my point....I know it's possible to have sexual intercourse 8 times consecutively....but I meant 8 times consecutively in 5 hours - which was the length of time he was held prisoner by this woman.

    Wouldn't there be...........chafing or something after 8 rounds? Serious question! The poor guy probably felt like he was *snip*.
     
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