So, I haven't treated you guys to a rant here in a really long time. I've got something to get off my chest once I'm home from work, but here's a little warm up satire. Gamer: Cell shaded Link? Awful! Zelda needs to be more serious and realistic! Twilight Princess comes out. Gamer: Where did all the color and fun go? Also, way to waste the Wii remote. I want 1:1 swordplay! Skyward Sword comes out. Gamer: Wow, can't I just press buttons? --- Gamer: Metroid as a first person shooter? Developed in Texas? That is seriously the worst idea ever. Metroid Prime comes out. Gamer: Best. Metroid. EVER. But it needs multiplayer deathmatch. Metroid Prime 2 and Metroid Prime: Hunters introduce deathmatch. Gamer: This is awful! Whose idea was this? --- Gamer: Nintendo needs to get out of the eighties and focus on giving their characters more depth. They should invest in cinematic cut scenes and voice acting. Metroid: Other M comes out. Gamer: Wait! No! Go back! Go back!