funny-yet-stupid epitaphs

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  1. cybertron2006

    cybertron2006 Fly By Clockwork Pictures

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    here's a list of epitaphs that are likely to be on my tombstone:
    -Screwed at the wrong place
    -Got blood?
    -Zombie for hire
    -I'm with stupid→
    -Get offa my rotting crotch!
    create your own!
     
  2. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    The above aren't funny, but the best last words ever are Karl Marx'.

    "Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"
     
  3. Draven

    Draven Banned

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    Oh I don't know; There's always
    "I told you I was ill." - Spike Milligan
    or
    "Go away, I'm alright" - HG Wells
     
  4. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    That's what I was going to type.
     
  5. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    “Here lies Groucho Marx – and lies and lies and lies. P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.”
     
  6. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    ^^^^^^

    Always gets a chuckle.
     
  7. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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  8. Unclejoe420

    Unclejoe420 Well-Known Member

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    How about these:

    "Christ, it's dark in here!!"
    "I can see right up your skirt"
    "I'm not dead, you know!"
    "Told you the fish was undercooked"

    UJ
     
  9. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    I believe that in the future, epitaphs will be reduced to LOLspeak.
     
  10. Jarodimus

    Jarodimus the guy with that scan Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    *snrk*


    OH HAI, I R DED.

    I CAN HAS FLOURS, PLZ? KTHX.




    SKYDIVIN --

    -- I DID IT WRONG.
     
  11. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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  12. MegaPrime33

    MegaPrime33 Follow me @NerdActivist TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lol 
     
  13. Jarodimus

    Jarodimus the guy with that scan Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    DO NOT WANT URN

    I CAN HAS BUKKIT?
     
  14. DaraRex2.0

    DaraRex2.0 I'd totally eat the leaf

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    i iz not hear. coem bak latre

    not now chief, i in teh zone

    lok behind u

    win life givez u dayzez, dig a houl
     
  15. Scantron

    Scantron Well-Known Member

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    Rumors of my demise were completely accurate.
     
  16. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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  17. Sideways

    Sideways Banned

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    here's some for mine:

    I'd rather be playing CoD4

    Wish u were here

    If you're gonna piss on meh grave, make sure you shake it.
     
  18. Vector Sigma

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  19. blakmajik

    blakmajik Black Repaint

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    life, ur doin it wrong
     
  20. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    it isn't an epitaph, but i still love this:
    suicide note found at Golden Gate Bridge-

    To my best friend,
    Arf, arf, arf, arf. arf. arf-arf, arf, arf.
    (and the man signed it.)

    win.
     

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