Exactly the title. Well, there was this girl i knew last year. She was so fat, and mean, we called her Mrs. Cankles. And, this kid, Colton, we call him Leperchaun, just couse he has red hair. (no offense to all the red heads on here. And, on to what the title is: I told my crush: i love you, will you make me yours. Then i fake humped her.