I got this as a text and thought it was funny. If you have any that you've seen or that you have made up/tried on your own, please post them for all to see. Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/friend is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 3. Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?" 5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose. 6. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 7. Dart around the store loudly humming the mission impossible theme. 8. Hide in a clothing rack when ppl browse through say PICK ME! 9. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream NO NO! Its those voices again. 10. Go into the fitting room shut the door wait a while then yell very loudly there is no toilet paper in here!