Funny things to do in Wal-Mart!

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  1. VaderPrime1

    VaderPrime1 Prepare for termination!

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    I got this as a text and thought it was funny. If you have any that you've seen or that you have made up/tried on your own, please post them for all to see.

    Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/friend is taking their sweet time:

    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
    2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
    3. Set up a tent in the camping department.
    4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?"
    5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.
    6. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are.
    7. Dart around the store loudly humming the mission impossible theme.
    8. Hide in a clothing rack when ppl browse through say PICK ME!
    9. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream NO NO! Its those voices again.
    10. Go into the fitting room shut the door wait a while then yell very loudly there is no toilet paper in here!
     
  2. Sage o' G-fruit

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    Impersonate a Wal-Mart employee and actually help the customers.
     
  3. Tyrannosaur

    Tyrannosaur 100% Sarcastic Saurian

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    Fill up your carrige with tons of products that would equal anywhere between $500-$1,000, approach the register, have the clerk ring everything up and when they're done say "Wait a second, this isn't what I wanted!" and walk out.

    Walk in with a ridiculously large cell phone, have it ring, and scream into it.
     
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    It's been done before.
     
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    :lol  that's awsome!
     
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    No it's not.
     
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    I always like to gather up carts and put them back. I'm obessed about stuff just lying around.
    *EDIT*-

    Yes Dude!
     
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    Tyrannosaur 100% Sarcastic Saurian

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    I did that in my school once. Major lulz ensured.
     
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    - Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, “Can I have some toilet paper?”

    - Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.

    - Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, “PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!”

    - Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
     
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    I actually get this a lot...without trying. Happens at Walmart, Toys R Us, Target, Home Depot... I have no idea why.

    I had this happen once, was looking for TF at Target, and this idiot was talking on his phone, in a real conversation mind you, rediculously loud. I happen to hate that with a passion, and wanna take that phone and smash it into oblivion!

    I actually avoid attracting unwanted attention to myself in stores. I was at Walmart a few nights ago, and 3 teenagers are going through isles and playing with just about anything they could get their hands on. I see this so much, and I just want to beat the shit out of them to get them to stop acting like they can just do whatever they want.

    Sorry, I just find things like this, more of something I hate, compared to something I may find "entertaining". Plus, screwing with the employees there, and I don't care how stupid some of them are, is just wrong.
     
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    :lol 
     
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    Don't need to ask me to do this twice!

    I've also done the following:

    -Puke in the produce aisle and say, "Wal-Mart poisoned these!!!"
    -Put on a tutu and dance near the Barbies.
    -Try to do a Cyby's Comickry episode in the toy department.
    -Find out which PC is featured on the TVs. Then type in random swears and see them show up on TV.
    -Strip naked and masturbate in the women's restroom. And not in a stall.

    That's why I'm banished to Target.
     
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    Those are two different things.

    I've done this at Target while I was wearing a red shirt. I thought about trying to get employee of the month without actually being employed.
     
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    Hmmm...It wasn't funny when you show cased it in the Trigger Happy thread either.
     
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    Oh well, sorry that the concept what you find funny isn't universal :p 
     
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    You actually DID this sick, perverted thing? And are admitting to it in a public forum? :puke: 

    --Moony
     
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    And perhaps why your location is jail?
     
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    When I worked at Walmart, I used to leave things for the store manager. He would meet his managers/supervisors each morning at a table in the McDonald's in the back of the Walmart.
    I would take a scrap piece of cardboard and a couple plush animals from toys and set up a a captioned display.
    like a plush frog staring at an oversized teddy bear in a chair, and the sign said, "Feeling froggy? Well, Jump!"

    I have called in a couple Code Adam's over the PA in other stores- would describe Dennis the Menace, or other famous kids- the next ten minutes would be fun to watch.

    try buying TCB Activator when you are a white dude with your hair cut so short it looks shaved.

    Go to the Consult window at the Pharnacy and embarrass the clerk. "Okay, look, see, i slept with your mom like you asked, but she's all clingy now and I got a weird rash...what should I do now?"

    Wear a Diaper and a bib, stand by the greeter and ask each person that comes in, "change me."
     
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    Fill your cart with multiples of exclusive toys to make collectors foam at the mouth, muttering "damn scalper" under their breath..
     

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