Funny things that you see happening any where?

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  1. tfan123

    tfan123 Well-Known Member

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    Exactly the title. What're some funny things you saw anywhere?
    Me:
    Once i saw a toddler in the park playing in the sandbox. A stray kitten came up to him, and grabbed his shovel. I watched the the two of them play tug o war, before the baby said, bad kitty. Lol'ed for a minute.

    Then, i saw a fat guy singing Tick Tock on the karaoke in a club. (Don't ask how i got in.) Scary shit that was.
     
  2. foxfan352

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    Once I saw a guy running and falling/faceplanting miserably in a Wal-Mart.
     
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    These immigrants who moved next door to my Grandmother's were trying to put an air conditioner in the window. About a minute afterwards of lulzy-ness of them trying to figure out how to fit it, the air conditioner falls... two stories and smashes into the street below.
     
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    i have seen a grown man eat his own head....i have seen everything
     
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    everytime i'm out driving either colerain ave or 275 or northbound 75
     
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    i saw a fat guy buy slimfast.
     
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    I saw a dude dressed up as Billy Mays trying to sell Sham-wow towels on a street corner the day after Mays died.
     
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    Ive seen a fox in a space ship repeatedly doing the rolling of barrels.
     
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    double post
     
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    Spot on.
     
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    :lol 
     
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    I caught my neighbors making out in swimsuits while I was taking my bike out the garage.
     
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    :lol 
     
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    Ugly catfight between two senior citizens on the bus.
     
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    was one wearing a "i am a motherf*cker" shirt?
     
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    I saw a guy take a dump in the field of our local park, I saw a kid in the same park take a handful of sand and eat it, I saw a kid licking the window of a shop in the mall, I saw a kid fall and eat it after falling off a trampoline, And finally I saw a guy jump of a swing and He tried to do a back flip but the swing flung back and knocked Him back down.
     
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    YEARS AGO, I saw a dead squirrel hanging from a rusty nail on a telephone pole. Right through his skull. It must have fallen and tried to catch itself, only to get impaled on the nail.

    I've also seen a dead pigeon COMPLETELY flattened like a pancake on the road. The guts weren't even free or anything. No blood either. The thing was just perfectly flat, no, better yet, STEAMROLLED to perfection. You could fit the thing in a notebook and not notice it was there. It was that flat.
     
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    I saw dude freak out of toys once at Target.

    No wait, that was me.
     
  19. tfan123

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    LOL^.
     
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    Was at a March of Dimes fundraiser last weekend and my job was to watch kids as they played on the inflatable playsets- Moonwalk, Castle, obstacle course with a rock climb/slide...

    at the moonwalk, a 2 1/2 year old boy was bouncing too close to the entry flaps, bounced up, came down right through, missed the soft, inflatable step and hit the pavement. wasn't funny until he rubbed his head, didn't see blood and just dove right back in there before his mom could grab him.

    at the rock climb, a girl got to the top, froze and wouldn't slide down on the other side.
    she wasn't scared, she just pissed herself and let it run down her leg and the rock climb. that was funny, but making a 16 year old wannabe hottie from the local high school who was only there to "volunteer to look cool and get a tan" climb up there and clean it up was a riot.
     

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