funny/stupid things you done as a kid

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  1. ironjazz

    ironjazz Tie Fighter pilot

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    Well one time I was in a quiz against other schools and the people who run the quiz give you free tokens and I went to the bar and said "I'll have a budweiser" and the bartender laughed at me and said "I'll need some I.D" so I said "ummm I left it in my other pants" and me and my friends laughed for a while we still do today.
     
  2. rattraprules98

    rattraprules98 AKA Chr0nus

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    Haven't done much actually... hmm... I guess I almost killed someone...
     
  3. Optimus1986

    Optimus1986 TMNT & Hulk Fanatic

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    I took a packed lunch to a funeral when I was a kid. She was a bitch anyway, so nobody shed a tear at the funeral, but I still hear how people cracked up when they saw me munching on a PB & J and a thermos of milk when the minister was speaking.
     
  4. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    I took a Raichu filled Pokeball to my 1st funeral. We were kids, so anyone who had an issue with this should've gotten into the coffin themselves.
     
  5. Bountyan

    Bountyan Well-Known Member

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    Was it a Burger King toy by any chance?
     
  6. chrisr291

    chrisr291 Master of the Unknown

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    LMAO! I have a good one.

    First year of high school, I'm trying to impress a girl during Mr. Castillo's History class. I'm making her laugh and our teacher notices.

    "Mr. Ramirez, if you think your so funny, why don't you come up here and share some of those jokes!"

    I said

    "Sure..."

    So I told the entire class a sex offender joke


    Now, if your easily offended, don't read this

    "Sex offender and a kid walk into the woods. Kid says, "I'm scared...."

    Child molester says, Shit, your scared! I gotta walk back by myself "
    :lol 


    Of course, that proceeded with me getting suspended and my "mom doesn't speak English" excuse didn't work because well... she had the day off and was glad to come pick my ass up lol.

    She didn't think my joke was very funny lol
     
  7. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    Hhaahahah, that's great.


    Also to Bountyan, it wasn't a Burger King toy. It was this one that came with Pikachu & Raichu, and a purple & clear pokeball.
     
  8. FatalT 71

    FatalT 71 Mr. JazzHunter

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    Well there was the time my neighbor and I wanted to be Evel Knievel in the woods on the vacant lots next to our houses. Built a firepit and all and had great fun jumping our bikes over it....until the Law noticed smoke coming out of the trees and came to investigate....
     
  9. ironjazz

    ironjazz Tie Fighter pilot

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    when I was new around 07 to tfs I saw a g1 skids for cheap but didn't know and thought it was a ko so I put it back :cry 
     
  10. Starfire22

    Starfire22 Zoot Suit Riot

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    :lolol 
     

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