Funny/Stupid Stuff Done While Driving

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  1. Autobot_Wall-E

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    Today on the bus home from school, I saw a girl texting while driving a car. This is one of the most idiotic things that you can do while driving a car. It brought me back to a time when a saw a guy driving with his knees and reading a book. My friend saw someone eating a full on dinner while driving and another sam a guy sleeping and going maybe 6 mph.

    What kind of funny or stupid things have you seen/done yourself while driving?
     
  2. Tyrannosaur

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    Some old lady fell asleep at the wheel right in the middle of a busy avenue intersectiob.
     
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    Just think, in a few years you guys'll be able to drive, and then you'll be able to do all sorts of wacky things behind the wheel.


    In my case, probably shaving. But in my defense, I was in gridlock and the car wasn't moving at the time.
     
  4. grimlock1972

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    I used to do crossing guard work and let me tell you i was more than a little disgusted by what i saw:

    way more people talking/texting while driving than i care to remember, and this is with their kids in the car taking them to school or home

    but the one that got me the most was a woman in a black SUV with 4 kids in the back driving while talking on a cell phone (holding it in her hand) and in the other a cup of coffee all while the vehicle was in motion
     
  5. MetalRyde

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    i once sang paradise city while driving.
     
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    Texting while driving? That's nothing compared to this dude:

    YouTube - Texting on motorcycle

    Wow.

    I've also heard stories of people "pleasuring themselves" while driving. Well, hopefully at least one hand is on the wheel...
     
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    A friend was driving home me from school one day years ago and we saw some guy literally falling asleep at the wheel. We pulled up beside him, rolled down the window and yelled as loud as I could "WAKE UP!" at him. Scared the shit out of him, but I think he made it home alright...
     
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    Lol and LOL! :lolol 
     
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    Nothing has happened really, I did see some red-neck in a truck twice the size of the little Subaru (?) I was in at the time texting.
     
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    Talking on cell phones has been banned here since last month and idiots still do it.
     
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    i ate a burrito while driving.
    i gave the finger while driving.
    i received a kiss while driving.
    i got punched while driving
    i once was headbanging to megadeth while driving.

    until this past sept., i haven't droven since june 08 because of car crash trauma.
    but recently i sweated heavily while driving.
     
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    -I have dozed off a little while driving, but never fallen totally asleep.
    -I encounter people almost daily who don't pay attention when the light is green. Using my horn is almost instinct by now due to this.
    -My friend is constantly looking at his phone, and very stingy with the brakes. It's his weaving skills that have kept him alive.
    -Some chick saw me looking at her in the drive thru line while she was singing to some reggae song. I guess she thought I was looking at her weird, because she started singing louder, and yelled back at me "THIS MUSIC IS AWESOME!!!" She kept screaming that until it was her turn to pay at the window. It gave me the very distinct feeling that she was not from my town. Fucking freak.
    -A girl rear ended me. (withhold your sex jokes)
    -I saw someone turn too soon at a U-turn, and their tires scraped the median.

    -This is perhaps the most bad ass thing I've ever seen anyone do in public, ever: At a red light, 2 guys in a truck jumped out, ran to the front of the truck, and did the DragonBall Z fusion dance, complete with FUUUU- SION- HAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
     
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    Ya mean like, in the pooper?
     
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    - i saw a car thst i thought was driving itself. turned out being a tiny mummy driving it.:rolleyes: 
     
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    -I didn't see it happen, but I saw a dead body on the street covered in a white blanket. The cops were all over the scene. The following day, I saw the massive trail-and-splash of blood that the guy's skull had left behind. Sure, the clean up crew tried to clean the blood away, but it had essentially marinated the pavement.
     
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    Well, if they get run over, at least there will only be one body to clean up.
     
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    Well if the fusion really works, their combined ki will be enough to punch their way through any oncoming vehicles.
     
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    Meema's law prevails.
     
  19. red4

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    what the hell is that?
     
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    Meema's law: people are stupid.
     

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