Funny Pick Up Lines

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  1. Toxicon

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    This thread doesn't pertain to my life in any way. I just wanted to hear some funny pick-up lines.

    A few of mine:

    -Hey babe, want to get in slope-intercept form? (This was thought of in math class)
    -Can I plug my x-intercept into your equation? (Math class)
    -Are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me horny!
    -What would you do for $30 and a klondike bar? (That one got me slapped. :D )

    I've got more, but let's hear some of yours!
     
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    'hey, you. me. sex now?'

    'i like you, you like me'?

    'you drunk yet?'

    'wanna ____ on my big ____?'

    'hey. how's it goin'?'
     
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    "I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look"
     
  4. Toxicon

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    Woah, man. That shit is filthy.
     
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    Soundblaster1 The Heisenberg of Toys

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    "Hey, that guy over there wants to know if you think I'm attractive."
     
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    Scantron Well-Known Member

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    Not something I think about much, but the (somewhat crude) one I did come up with..."Hey baby, you can call me the postman, because I'm here to put some mail in your box". (mail/male pun)
     
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    oh noes! :eek:  will i get in troubles!? :V
     
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    :lolol 
     
  9. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Damn, I think I just deleted that one by accident.
     
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    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    That one works best if you're planning on trying a double slit experiment.


    Also, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
     
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    LOL.
     
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    i heard a guy say this ' i want you stick 2 fingers up my-'

    WTF!? SLEDGE MADE AN ERROR!? no... the mighty as fallen...
     
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    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I'm a Transformers collector. Wanna come back to my place and have a threesome with the dog?
     
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    (wait till she's dead drunk) 'hi, im keanu reeves'
     
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    *Searching about my body as if looking for my keys* "Hey, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
     
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    1. You, me-minigolf (inside joke)

    2. Hi.

    3. WHY WON'T ANYONE LOVE ME?!?!?!

    4. I really can't think of a fourth one right now.
     
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    "You're built to have my babies..."
     
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    Evil Porkchop Pork, the evil white meat

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    "Ya wanna fuck?"... yes I have seen that line work.
     
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    Best pick up line ever.
     
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    Is that a mirror in your pants, cause I've got an erection!
     

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