This thread doesn't pertain to my life in any way. I just wanted to hear some funny pick-up lines. A few of mine: -Hey babe, want to get in slope-intercept form? (This was thought of in math class) -Can I plug my x-intercept into your equation? (Math class) -Are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me horny! -What would you do for $30 and a klondike bar? (That one got me slapped. ) I've got more, but let's hear some of yours!