Funny New Year's Stories

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  1. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    So last night, I went to a loft party in Manhattan that was thrown by my friend and her boyfriend. I showed up with my two good friends. We proceeded to get sloshed and check out the scene. So I saw this one girl who seemed kinda cute. I said to myself, "Victim #1!" So I sit next to her and chat her up. We're talking for a while. Then she starts giving me the cold shoulder, so I'm like whatever. 20 minutes of hardwork for nothing! So I say screw that and go to my friend who threw the party and told her to hook me up. So she introduces me to a second girl who was pretty cute and nice.

    I talk to her and it turns out her parents are from the same part of India as mine. So I make sure I get her number since she's gonna be here in NY for another week. I share the news of the victory with my boys and we go have some more drinks. I wander into the kitchen area and start talking to her again. Only this time, a guy claiming to be her boyfriend shows up right next to her. This happened with my arm around the girl, so I don't think he was too happy about that. I just didn't get it. Why would this girl give me her number if she already had a man. My roomate promptly jumps in (to save me from an ass whoopin) and gets me out of there. I was like "What the hell man, why'd she give me her number if her boyfriend is here at the party?" He replied with "You moron, that's a different girl than the one who gave you the number. The girl who you talked to was wearing a dress and this one is wearing jeans." The lesson here: After a few drinks and minimal lighting, all girls look alike.

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    All indian girls look the same to Fresh.
     
  3. chocula78

    chocula78 Satellite Systems Engr TFW2005 Supporter

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    Yeah, a few drinks can make all girls look the same. The problem is they all look good enough to go home with when they really have 3 eyes and weigh 400 pounds.
     
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    Sonscreen Casual TF collector<br><b><font color=#FF0000>aksm TFW2005 Supporter

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    Walk of shame FTW!
     
  5. Emerald Twilight

    Emerald Twilight Banned

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    I don't understand you people! There's nothing funny about drinking or alcoholism. I won't even associate with someone who isn't straight edge.
    It doesn't make any sense.

    anyways...

    We spent the evening watching Uwe Boll's awful work of fiction known as BLOODRAYNE. We tore it to shreds in MST3K fashion...one of our best works, I must say. "His script said 'kind of like Aragorn'"
     
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    Fresh, you rock. :lol 
     
  7. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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  8. Emerald Twilight

    Emerald Twilight Banned

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    Yah, that's cute. You can link to little pictures. It's like you're on the internet or something! That's spam actually. It is also off topic. Don't like my opinion I guess. That's the price you pay for living in a free country. So post more pictures, post a dozen or a hundred, I will continue to have my opinion.

    Hmm...we also had nachos last night, but I guess that really isn't very funny.

    "Death with Honor? In this film, you're lucky to have Death with Catering..."
     
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    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Yeah, this isn't a free country, this is TFW.

    Here's another.

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  11. Seth Buzzard

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    And this isn't Fuzzy so chill out both of you.

    This story reminded me of an episode of The Office (US version) where Michel can’t remember witch of the two ashen girls is his date so when he sorts out witch on it is he marks her arm with a pen.

    And your story is 1000 times better then my New Years. :) 
     
  12. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    It doesn't make sense to you, maybe. I enjoy going out with friends and having a few drinks and having a good time. I don't need alcohol to have a good time, but it's nice to have a drink when I feel like it. I'm responsible about it, and I've never hurt anyone else in my actions.

    What I don't understand are people like you who judge others without having an idea about us. Millions of Americans responsibly enjoy alcohol, and to blindly say you automatically won't associate with them ... well then, you should probably stop posting here because a good portion of us enjoy alcohol in one form or another.
     
  13. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    As for my New Years, it was so-so. I was hanging out with this very attractive lady friend, got the New Years kiss and them a bit more, but just as it was getting good an undercover cop rolled in. Because her and her friends were guests of the owner, and thus under 21, we escorted them to the apartment above the club, but the cop was around for a good 45 minutes (and sticking out like a sore thumb, "undercover" my ass). By the time he was gone, we got the girls back downstairs but my girl had to get her drunk friend home. By the time I got home, she was texting me "I want you to come over but I'm so tired!"

    Damn women.
     
  14. Omnibus Prime

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    Hmm. Mus' not be doin' it right.
     
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    Well after being done posting in the spam thread, I decided to go to a bar close to home. I was hoping to find a chick to get together with. Sadly, there were no single chicks there. I did have a good time getting drunk, and got free champaign at midnight, and free food at 1. I had a good time and that is all that matters.
     
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgBZdfHlCq8
     
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    I went out with one of my buds and we smashed pots and pans together. We ran through different neighborhoods for about 30 minutes until somebody called the cops on us.

    The conversation went as follows...

    "You boys causin' troube?"
    "No sir. Just wishing people a happy fucking new year!"
    "Go home boys."

    So we smashed pots and pans all the way home!

    I FUCKING LOVE THIS YEAR ALREADY!
     
  19. Vector Sigma

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    Holy shit dude, you better not talk to most people on here, or go in the fuzzy then, especially not this thread...

    I cannot remeber large sections of new years, apparently i didn;t make a fool out of myself, so all's good!...
     
  20. Dark_Convoy

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    It isn't a good party unless you make an ass of yourself.

    Oh and BTY, Debesh rules, that story made me lol.
     

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